Yes, I realize. See above.

Ah, yes, you are correct. How sweet of him. After he’s done and demanded a sammich and a beer and fallen asleep and she is no longer at all interested in sexytimes, she can take care of herself.

Yes, yes, #notallmen, we know. But since the #men who are #notall tend to not point out why this shit is not OK to the ones who DO do this shit, we do it ourselves. Because when it doesn’t get pointed out, it continues and gets worse. How do you think stuff like this eventually comes to the national attention? It…

Make me think about how Lorena Bobbit had a good idea.

Ew, Tyga. You are gross.

You can’t just lay that out there without links, man. I want to dis you, too!

This is entirely what she needs. I was raised in a liberal Christian household, and my parents would be appalled to know it, but even I stayed with my abusive ex-husband as long as I did because “it’s the Christian thing to do.” It took becoming friends with someone who was a “good Christian” in my estimation, who was…

That is a hell of a scar, then. No wonder his wife wanted him to see the doctor: half of his head was caved in!

Not particularly, no

And......?

Pretty sure you had a stroke somewhere in the middle of that attempt at trolling. Try again, please.

No, not really. Bondage tape is quite supportive. My boobs are at least as big as hers and natural to boot, and it’s plenty.

Yes, me too, at first.

And after the wedding, he stays in the basement and doesn’t really bother you or cramp your style.

LOGIC’ed

Matthew Lillard has a certain indefinable something. And he dances and sings.

Oh, God, I know. That movie was so confusing.

FURTHER PSA: Sir Patrick is on Ask Me Another this week (I listened to the podcast which dropped yesterday) and GOOD GODDAMN is he lovely.

At least she’s already waxed?

Shhh, shhh, bobbies, nobody is putting duct tape on YOU, it’s just a picture, shhhhhhh....(sorry. I couldn’t resist.)