My guess is that this was the work of a five-minute whim. She had duct tape and just started playing. I have seen many a much better duct-tape creation. I mean, every year there are stories about girls who make their prom dresses from duct tape and they’re gorgeous. I made a bondage tape bikini a few months ago that…

It’s different for every woman. I had really tender breasts at the beginning and end, but not in the middle. So.... maybe?

No worries. My mum has celiacs and I was getting a bit frustrated with all the “OMG she is the WORST demanding stuff that won’t make her intestinal tract explode and kill her” comments.

Except she has celiac disease. Which means that it’s a BFD she doesn’t eat wheat, and not a hipster thing. And food service really should take her health into account if ahe’s in the movie or whatever.

No, that totally looks like it’s directly on her skin. You can see nipple bumps. If she had doubled up the strips, there would be no nipple bumps

Perhaps we’ll get the irritated skin bikini photo tomorrow.

Well, to be fair, it is a pretty sick choker. If I could pull that look off, I would be looking for excuses to take selfies too

This is the story of pregnancy in an afternoon.

Oh, Courtney, OW. Bondage tape exists for a reason. Use that if it’s going on bare skin, please. I got a rash just looking at the picture.

So, is it 7 am, the usual morning line-up?

The fact that she has ten children secretly on a farm in Iowa.

Oh, idk, that’s the kind of thing I would probably want, really. It’s simple and not too flashy and isn’t going to get caught on stuff.

I’m so embarrassed.....

SHHHHH DO NOT REVEAL HER PLAN!! Brannen is 13 now, and Justin treats her just like his own kid. Oh, and they both just absolutely dote on the triplets, Jane, Patrick, and Simon, who turn three next month.

It’s OK, they are clearly team Madeleine and wanted to make sure she got to break it here first.

My ex’s sister-in-law was exorcised at her husband’s church by their new pastor ON HIS FIRST SUNDAY. It was clearly a way to establish some kind of holiness street cred. He zeroed in on a young woman who was not very well known, but who had connections to the church, and who had a history of mental illness. Because of…

My top bird, Speckled Jim, my own true love, who’s been with me since he was a nipper!

So, if you ate the pigeon and claimed it never arrived, was that shade?

Lol, I suppose we’re allowed to have different impressions.

Because he seemed adorably awkward and nerdy on Good Eats. :(