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He worked hard to earn those captain’s stripes!

The Mysterious Hooded Figures can do whatever they like. Because I am not thinking about them or the fact of their existence at all. What dog park? What meat? What Hooded Figures? What is that buzzing?

That is horrifying. Jeez, people. Do better.

Yes, but that’s a dog park, not a people park. And it’s forbidden.

I want turquoise hair! If you adopt me, will I gain your genetic code and get turquoise hair? That is how science works, right?

Even the turquoise?

True story: I once went to an Ani concert and my date was the only male there who wasn’t working. It was also the only time I have been comfortable wearing overalls and nothing else. It was a magical night, but I still wish I hadn’t needed that doofus to give me a ride. I could have done really well if I hadn’t had

Ahhhhh, those peaceful days when the comments were moderated and I never had to read “why is this even an article” comments.........

KRAFT DINNER, DUH

And we shall call it: Queen’s Law. In honor of the song that most threads of all subjects eventually turn into.

An actual narcissist who has Narcissistic Personality Disorder (which my ex has and i’m pretty sure Trump has) is unfathomably insecure underneath. But they expend vast amounts of energy and effort denying it to the point that therapy doesn't even work on them. Yay, NPD!

Yes. That’s exactly what I’m going to do. *eyeroll* Fuck off, troll.

Yes, I realize. See above.

Ah, yes, you are correct. How sweet of him. After he’s done and demanded a sammich and a beer and fallen asleep and she is no longer at all interested in sexytimes, she can take care of herself.

Yes, yes, #notallmen, we know. But since the #men who are #notall tend to not point out why this shit is not OK to the ones who DO do this shit, we do it ourselves. Because when it doesn’t get pointed out, it continues and gets worse. How do you think stuff like this eventually comes to the national attention? It

Make me think about how Lorena Bobbit had a good idea.

Ew, Tyga. You are gross.

You can’t just lay that out there without links, man. I want to dis you, too!

This is entirely what she needs. I was raised in a liberal Christian household, and my parents would be appalled to know it, but even I stayed with my abusive ex-husband as long as I did because “it’s the Christian thing to do.” It took becoming friends with someone who was a “good Christian” in my estimation, who was

That is a hell of a scar, then. No wonder his wife wanted him to see the doctor: half of his head was caved in!