Not particularly, no

And......?

Pretty sure you had a stroke somewhere in the middle of that attempt at trolling. Try again, please.

No, not really. Bondage tape is quite supportive. My boobs are at least as big as hers and natural to boot, and it’s plenty.

Yes, me too, at first.

And after the wedding, he stays in the basement and doesn’t really bother you or cramp your style.

LOGIC’ed

Matthew Lillard has a certain indefinable something. And he dances and sings.

Oh, God, I know. That movie was so confusing.

FURTHER PSA: Sir Patrick is on Ask Me Another this week (I listened to the podcast which dropped yesterday) and GOOD GODDAMN is he lovely.

At least she’s already waxed?

Shhh, shhh, bobbies, nobody is putting duct tape on YOU, it’s just a picture, shhhhhhh....(sorry. I couldn’t resist.)

My guess is that this was the work of a five-minute whim. She had duct tape and just started playing. I have seen many a much better duct-tape creation. I mean, every year there are stories about girls who make their prom dresses from duct tape and they’re gorgeous. I made a bondage tape bikini a few months ago that…

It’s different for every woman. I had really tender breasts at the beginning and end, but not in the middle. So.... maybe?

No worries. My mum has celiacs and I was getting a bit frustrated with all the “OMG she is the WORST demanding stuff that won’t make her intestinal tract explode and kill her” comments.

Except she has celiac disease. Which means that it’s a BFD she doesn’t eat wheat, and not a hipster thing. And food service really should take her health into account if ahe’s in the movie or whatever.

No, that totally looks like it’s directly on her skin. You can see nipple bumps. If she had doubled up the strips, there would be no nipple bumps

Perhaps we’ll get the irritated skin bikini photo tomorrow.

Well, to be fair, it is a pretty sick choker. If I could pull that look off, I would be looking for excuses to take selfies too

This is the story of pregnancy in an afternoon.