What’s even sadder is that I remember hearing an interview with a former inmate of our prison system and according to him, solitary confinement is so overused that it’s actually NOT solitary. You’re stuck in that tiny cell with someone else and you can’t get away from them, no respite from that person for days. Which…

Well, to be fair, I am often angry with random celebrities for not wearing cornrows. And random strangers. In fact, as I walk down the street, every day I yell out invectives at random women for not wearing their hair in cornrows.

Yes, I’ve been waiting for this story for a while now. Sadly, he seems to have chosen his victims carefully, and it’s possible that the women who didn’t survive will never be connected to him.

If it’s Crowley, i’m in.

Why do you even need to advertise, pornhub? YOU ARE THE HUB. all porn roads lead to you.

ALL THE WAY DOWN

THEY ARE SO SNEAKY. They learned it from the Lizard People.

I can shoot chocolate milk out of the gap between my two front teeth.

WTF? Is he wearing a bra or something? Those just look.... odd.

Some of us always will be.

CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATION!

You forgot to mention how DARPA is doing this at the direction of the Illuminati.

Exaaaaactly

Dashing, Old Thing! You can be “Yoggy;” I’ll be “Botty.” Truly, the fact that Bertie is the most sensible of his friends is a sad comment on humanity. Poor Angela. She deserves so much better than that Glossop.

Really, why WOULDN’T she go? It would be worth it for the opportunity to network alone. The place must have been filled to the brim with high-powered execs for her to schmooze with. This is how the game is played. Having her at his wedding was much less of a feather in his cap than it was a great chance for her to…

I call dibs on being the one who doesn’t actually have a villa of her own but spends all her time travelling from friend to friend and spending weeks/months at a time. I also want a valet. I may have been watching too much Jeeves and Wooster lately.

DAMMIT! Foiled again!

Oh, the garbage man covets your pacifier. He is always watching, hoping to catch you with one again, so that he can steal it. With glee.

Yeah, but the fact that a FF4 movie was awful really surprised no one, nor did it create any true ire. Airbender was not only awful, it was also whitewashed and full of subtle racism. Thus, the comparison to Iggy. She basically responded to that with “yeah, but I make money, ha ha, and this new movie that came out…

If Donald starts constantly wearing roses, everyone start building up those archery skills.