I kept telling them that I couldn’t understand them with it in their mouths, and whenever they would take it out and set it down I would grab it and stuff it in my purse. Out of sight, out of mind, and they just kept going longer and longer without them until they never even asked for them any more.

Donald needs to take some lessons. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ppuMaQ…

Very slowly

SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT

Evidently the rule was put in place last fall because of parent complaints.

The Daily Progress article says it was put in place last fall because of complaints from parents. What kinds of complaints? And how are those complaints anything but sexist?

Also, there’s a new clothing store next door to the Starbucks on 29, and they are doing 40% off in perpetuity. Their women’s stuff is blah, but they’ve got some nice men’s button-downs and polos. FYI. Got my eldest a nice DC backpack for $24 yesterday.

It also says it was new rule? WTF? How are we CREATING rules like this in 2015, not REMOVING them?

Lizard People, probably

No, I think I want to tear Trump’s face off with my fingernails, not punch it.

Cruz. I mean, I want to do violence to all the rest of them, sure, but there’s something special about Cruz’s face and its amazing punchability.

GREAT smile. Looks a bit mischievous. Also, I want her dress. I also want to be able to carry off wearing that dress,

So, the fact that you are secretly the CEO of NBC has finally come out, has it? I would like to speak to you about allowing Parks and Recreation to end.

If I had a lawn like that, I would be blowing bubbles all the damn time. New life goal: blow bubbles on the White House lawn.

You should work on your trolling. It’s pretty sad. Entertainment value: 1 star, would not see again.

SO GOOD

This is now my favorite mental image ever.

Quick! Spray some vinegar at it from two miles away and see if it dissipates in the normal amount of time it takes vapor trails to dissipate! That will prove everything!