I came here just to say how punchable his face is, but not only did you beat me to the punch (heh), but I like your word better. THIS CANNOT STAND WE ARE NOW AT WAR
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Dude, it totally looks plastic, too. I’m all for the right tools for the job, but I can get a better guac bowl than that for $20. One that’s actually granite.
FINE! I WILL ACCEPT THIS DISTINCTION! BUT I WANT TO YELL SOME MORE!
I think the point is more that he is staffing his campaign with yes-men who have drunk his kool-aid wholesale and will go along with anything he says, rather than advising him intelligently.
YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO YOUR USERNAME
I had this on a sweatshirt in high school and college. Not sure where it is now, but I really must find it.
He is quite wily!
But it doesn’t even look like he’s actually wearing the apron! It looks like the apron is shopped on (I can tell because pixels, y’all), which means the background probably is, too. I’m not sure if this makes it better or worse.
Pff. I don’t live in NY and even I know celebs can wander mostly unmolested. He probably got accosted by one tween and wrote this tweet to look all important. Even singular Beatles didn’t get chased around like the Beatles in Hard Day’s Night while in New York.
Former preschool teacher here, and, yes, that’s when we start the indoctrination. We play Howard Zinn for them during naptime so they can take it in through osmosis. And then we sit down and recite “It’s not about states’ rights” twenty times before each meal.
They’re everywhere. For the right wingers it tends to be less granola and more “keep your gub’mint off my body!” (unless it’s my uterus, then, please, come on in.)
No, it’s the best possible photo selection. It is a photo that encapsulates all the terrors this brave mother was saving her child from.
Maybe we could start predicting Yoko’s tweets by combining the two:
They clearly timed the release of information so that she wouldn’t be able to include it tonight.
Seriously, Cuban? Trump in no way makes it possible for “smart people” to run. He makes it possible for multi-billionaires to run.
That Kim/Kylie pic makes me uncomfortable because it makes me ashamed of my eyebrows. :(
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