Don’t worry sensei. Some of us are learning, we promise.

Does that mean you get to wear the Tina Turner earrings? Because that really could make it all worth it.

This is why you shouldn’t let babies play with sharp objects.

I do not like that eyebrow game.

I want more Googletranslated dirtbag. We could put E! articles into random languages and then translate them back into English. I’m sure the results would be illuminating.

Or can we just start a campaign to mail him breast pumps? I’d say we should mail him pics of women nursing, but I don’t want to provide him with wanking material.

Except needing to nurse and not being able to hurts much more. It can be a sharp, stabbing pain. And if you don’t take care of it, you can get blocked and infected milk ducts, which are just as horribly painful as they sound.

Trump is so slimy that even the Ferengi think he’s crooked and not to be trusted or dealt with.

She’s just trying to prove that all of those positions that comic book ladies get drawn in actually ARE possible. Kylie is a very dedicated nerd. #littleknownfact

Ew. Just.... ew.

Perhaps that’s been the plan all along....

That first comment..... JFC. I really hope that person never has to go through it, or watch someone they love go through it, but that kind of ignorant attitude is almost as hurtful as the experience itself.

WTF is your point here? People can’t gain courage to do something by seeing others do it? Because that’s total bull. Just in this particular case, we have seen that the more women share their stories, the more women are inspired and given the courage to also come forward. Or are you saying that because they needed to…

Great minds.....

No, it’s not crazy, and it doesn’t minimize what you went through. Everyone deals with and processes trauma in different ways and at different rates. It’s possible that you will be able to continue indefinitely without it perceptibly affecting you, but my guess is that it is, whether you realize it or not. (You get…

Considering there are surely still more women who haven’t come forward, I think we can safely say that yes, he DID provide a decent sample size. I actually hope that someone interviews all of these women with that in mind and publishes a study. I also hope that more of his victims are given the courage to come forward…

This is a perfect reason. I could use it anywhere, really. “Shiny, why are you wearing a flower crown to work?” “It’s summer in Ireland!”

This is beautiful. OF COURSE Cruzimmer is listening to Mr. Flibble. (Mr. Flibble is less crazy)

ALL OF IT.