This conversation is giving me such a lady boner, you have no idea.

And while he eats, he sings: I’m gonna eat you, Little Cruz-ie!

Dave Lister would punch Ted Cruz in his extremely punchable face. Lister is so Labor it hurts, which is DEFINITELY not Republican. Rimmer could be a Republican, were he American. Ted Cruz has confused Kirk with Arnold Rimmer. What a smeg head.

*ahem*

OK, then revise that to: I need a flower crown.

I need more excuses to wear flower crowns

But being cuter than Sheeran is very low hanging fruit, really. I know sewer rats who are cuter.

Technically, so am I. But i’ve seen enough on reruns. They were a TV family in the 70s that were a rock band.

OK, I just keep hearing that the statute of limitations and fifth amendment don’t apply here, so I appreciate the clarification.

YOU LEAVE THE WEASLEYS OUT OF THIS!

ALL gifs without Gus are lacking

It’s a civil suit. Statute of limitations has no bearing. Also, neither does the fifth amendment. Isn’t it fun?

Of course he will. And Ms. Allred will NAIL HIS ASS TO THE WALL.

I am making preparations.

Yes.

Does anyone know if there is either a transcript of this or a version with subtitles yet? I don’t have sound at work to watch it with.

Oh, God, I KNOW. I am often halfway through the comments, rage-meter sky high, and then look at the top of the screen and realize I’m on Gawker. Oh. No wonder I’m about to punch my computer.

True, let’s not insult rockabilly. I’m not sure I want to insult southern rock, either, but then I think of what the major southern rock acts stand for and think they could stand some insulting

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