It also says it was new rule? WTF? How are we CREATING rules like this in 2015, not REMOVING them?

Lizard People, probably

No, I think I want to tear Trump’s face off with my fingernails, not punch it.

Cruz. I mean, I want to do violence to all the rest of them, sure, but there’s something special about Cruz’s face and its amazing punchability.

GREAT smile. Looks a bit mischievous. Also, I want her dress. I also want to be able to carry off wearing that dress,

So, the fact that you are secretly the CEO of NBC has finally come out, has it? I would like to speak to you about allowing Parks and Recreation to end.

If I had a lawn like that, I would be blowing bubbles all the damn time. New life goal: blow bubbles on the White House lawn.

You should work on your trolling. It’s pretty sad. Entertainment value: 1 star, would not see again.

SO GOOD

This is now my favorite mental image ever.

Quick! Spray some vinegar at it from two miles away and see if it dissipates in the normal amount of time it takes vapor trails to dissipate! That will prove everything!

I came here just to say how punchable his face is, but not only did you beat me to the punch (heh), but I like your word better. THIS CANNOT STAND WE ARE NOW AT WAR

Dude, it totally looks plastic, too. I’m all for the right tools for the job, but I can get a better guac bowl than that for $20. One that’s actually granite.

Whatever. I don’t even know what you’re trying to imply with that.

FINE! I WILL ACCEPT THIS DISTINCTION! BUT I WANT TO YELL SOME MORE!

I think the point is more that he is staffing his campaign with yes-men who have drunk his kool-aid wholesale and will go along with anything he says, rather than advising him intelligently.

YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO YOUR USERNAME

I had this on a sweatshirt in high school and college. Not sure where it is now, but I really must find it.

He is quite wily!