OK, I just keep hearing that the statute of limitations and fifth amendment don’t apply here, so I appreciate the clarification.

YOU LEAVE THE WEASLEYS OUT OF THIS!

ALL gifs without Gus are lacking

It’s a civil suit. Statute of limitations has no bearing. Also, neither does the fifth amendment. Isn’t it fun?

Of course he will. And Ms. Allred will NAIL HIS ASS TO THE WALL.

I am making preparations.

Yes.

Does anyone know if there is either a transcript of this or a version with subtitles yet? I don’t have sound at work to watch it with.

Oh, God, I KNOW. I am often halfway through the comments, rage-meter sky high, and then look at the top of the screen and realize I’m on Gawker. Oh. No wonder I’m about to punch my computer.

True, let’s not insult rockabilly. I’m not sure I want to insult southern rock, either, but then I think of what the major southern rock acts stand for and think they could stand some insulting

Valar Morgoopis

Yes, yes, celebrities be selling shit.

It was only a few flipper babies!

They internet, but if they don’t pubmed, how do they know it’s true?

No. Obvs. No woman can be held accountable for her actions when she encounters country singer sincerity on the acoustic guitar.

Sure, but tell us how you really feel. I’m a bit confused. You haven’t been clear.

Rockabilly, maybe?

DO NOT ENCOURAGE HIM

My nails are currently sporting “OMG When will the Yellowy Tint Left Over From that Green Polish GO AWAY.”