She’s not hiring someone else. Her own trainer is, occasionally, being kind enough to let North feel like she’s doing what mommy does and participate in her training session. She is absolutely doing what a mom does and including her child in the activities she does to stay healthy and active.

Dude, let me tell you: Head, Shoulders, Knees, Toes is workout. After doing the song progressively faster and slower for five preschool classes in a day, my abs were SPENT. I calculated that since each iteration of the song includes 3 toe touches, and I did the song at least five times per class, with five classes,…

No, from the description, this is a little girl just having fun doing what mommy does and Kim’s personal trainer is kind enough to help North feel like she’s getting a training session just like mommy. When I worked in childcare, we did stuff like this with the kids all the time and they loved it. Simple yoga…

Actually, there is a significant debate over that issue, and many religious scholars believe that she WAS still “intact” after giving birth. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Because Ms. Sandra’s work is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

LINKS PLEASE

He also thinks that bananas are proof of God. So, you know, clearly a logical thinker with sound understanding of evolution.

If you need a proofer, I volunteer! I only ask for magic of this sort.

Oh, they’ll be just fine. They already do all kinds of speaking engagements on how to build a strong and loving and Christ-centered marriage (hah!) and probably plenty of other topics. The religious right that has been booking them for years has just embraced them harder because of all the terrible persecution…

EXACTLY.

Truth. I never drink when I go out, simply because how the hell am I supposed to get home if I do?

I know! I’m not sure when he fell off of mine, but it’s been several years. Alton Brown is still on it, tho, so please nobody tell me anything awful about him.

This is what I thought, too. Eh. I clearly don’t watch her show ever at all.

You really can’t trust atoms; they make up EVERYTHING.

It is my favorite chemistry joke. Also one way I remember the formula for hydrogen peroxide. The other is that per in chemistry means 2. Go forth and spread it.

I mean, it really looks like the 2 is closer to the O anyway, making it hydroperoxyl, so maybe she is really reminding herself to deplete the ozone layer.

That would be H2O2.

*sob*

Ugh. Please, Emma, get out.

This ass was here yesterday spouting really nasty sexist shit. I wouldn’t have responded today, but somehow they were already in the black.