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I have a whole folder. S Movie Luna is a bit disappointed in you that you don't already have them all.

Hey, if my legs looked that good in red heels, I would do battle in a miniskirt, too.

The senshi expressed my indignation quite well.

Whore Score. Whore Score? Whore. Score. WHORE SCORE?? Whore Score?????? WHORE SCORE!!!???????? WHORE. SCORE.

Because it makes us sad that Giles went along with it, even though he does stop being an ass eventually

Most articles I read these days are a whole bunch of words that could easily be boiled down to, "Madonna is older than she was yesterday."

I am having so many confusing Neville feels now. I mean, I knew he got hot (look, I had a crush on book-Neville without his actor growing up and turning into a cutie), but he was also still a baby. I'm not sure I can deal with legal Neville hotness.

I missed the original article, so forgive a slight tangent, but this:

MY FRENZIED GAZE HAS DESTROYED COUNTLESS MILLIONS.

She was a wealthy man's daughter, but after his death she was basically the scullery maid. Maybe not technically a peasant, but the dress would have been similar. The menial labor comment stands. Dammit, I demand realism in my fairy tales!

Do you doubt the power of my frenzied gaze?

You will not regret it.

It really is the best book, isn't it? I buy it for every new parent I know. And the toddler book. They're awesome. I used to work in childcare, and I used the 5 Ss with the babies all the time and my success rate at getting them to sleep was sooooooo much higher than anyone else's.

Remember to factor in the fact that Tina probat insured hers in the 80s, so inflation, as well as celebrities being so much more celeb now. I still think that if Tina were at the top of her career now, with current celebrity adoration climate and dollar values of stuff, she could get much more than Taylor.

Yeah, that certainly doesn't help. Being so overt about your sexual prowess usually means that you've probably had sex once, in the back of your mom's town and country minivan, and it lasted exactly 3.63 seconds, and your partner told you how great it was while tweeting her girlfriends that it was the most annoying

May I suggest that you anonymously leave this book in a cute little gift bag on your neighbor's doorstep? Seriously, it's magic.

Well, I, for one, would not only have REFUSED to see the movie, the sight of Cinderella with a naturally-sized waist would have probably caused me to black out and run riot through the streets, burning passersby with my frenzied gaze alone.

Didn't Tina insure hers for an amazing amount at some point? I mean, insuring legs sounds weird to us plebs, but I'm pretty sure that insuring various body parts for exorbitant amounts is normal for celebs. And it's not like they can just pull the numbers out of thin air. My guess is that if Tina were at the height

I... just... I mean.... WHY? Why would this be something that someone would want to watch? Is this supposed to turn me on somehow? *shudder* blech.

True. Even better.