Please, please, someone add "Does not wear fishnets" to Piers' wikipedia page.

I feel that shade is too much of an art for flow-charts. One cannot create a great sonnet by flow-chart, One cannot create a master symphony by flow-chart. One cannot create a Picasso by flow-chart. If you need a flow chart, best to just admire the work of others.

M-O-O-N SPELLS OMG THE STAND IS ON NETFLIX FUCK THIS STUPID SLEEPING BEAUTY MOVIE I AM WATCHING THE STAND

Nah. It just doesn't speak to me. But if it's your best, rock on. Music is quite subjective. It's one of the things that make it great.

Single Ladies > Purple Rain > A toddler banging on pots > anything by Kid Rock, especially All Summer Long

They seem cool enough that I can ALMOST forgive the Scientology.

Probably. We can hope. That must be so odd for actors, who have to grow their hair out in possibly unflattering ways for parts, but then are expected to be out in public looking spectacular. ie, Tom Hanks' horrible haircut for da Vinci Code, wasn't it?

True, there is a bit of an issue there. Mostly, I'm probably just objecting to the beard because it is pretty much exactly what my ex has going on at the moment. And whenever I see my ex's beard, I it looks like there are bits of not-hair (fluff? food? leaves? squirrels?) stuck in it, and i think that it probably…

Perfect gif and comment are perfect.

Leo, I know that it's your face, and you can do what you like with it, but, please, honey.... no. This beard is..... no. This is not a good look for you. Ultimately, it's none of my business, I know, but.... wow.

Really? Nobody talks about it? Nobody recognizes this as an issue? As a problem? That's patently false. It gets lots of discussion. Just because the problems facing men are not the focus of THIS discussion doesn't mean those problems don't get discussed. They do. And often. On this very site, in fact.

This isn't a child being ill behaved. This is a child being a child. I'm fine with adults wanting to have spaces of their own, and a fashion show is not a place for a child that young, but there is a huge difference between an ill behaved child and a child simply being a child in a situation that is beyond her…

Let's be honest, sometimes those of us who aren't virgins STILL have no idea. I certainly didn't, until a few months ago.

*clears throat*. PUPPEHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Uma's make-up artist: No, people really don't understand what a huge difference make-up can create for a person's face. Nor do they understand what a huge difference doing make-up differently can create. Which is why they constantly feel the need to comment on and pass judgement on women because of their…

This is the sort of thing I do for my friends all the time. that may be why I have none....

So, in other words, Lana has been his girlfriend from "Oh, she doesn't go here, I met her at camp" since High School?

you're adorable. Really.

have you spit enough bile yet, or did you need to do some more? Yes, you stated an opinion. But you stated it in such a way that you invited argument. If you don't like the argument you're getting from multiple sources, I suggest you fuck off, you troll.

Actually, this is just part of the service to make it more realistic. Just this morning I blocked a guy's number because we broke up three weeks ago but he has texted me a couple of times every day since, even though I haven't responded to anything he sent after the first week. Albert just still wants to be friends.