From the article about Igloo Australia:

Writhing in pleasure was NOT my response when my ex hit my cervix (with his fingers). Cervical bruising is painful as fuck.

Listen, Joe, why don't you just slip me the key to your hotel room and I'll ditch these losers? I'll grab some pork rinds and we can listen to Phish and just see what happens.

This guy is vaguely appalled.

This guy is NOT amused.

just doing my part ;)

The fruitcakes I eat are so soaked in rum, who cares? After they get the first whiff and resultant contact high, NOBODY, that's who.

Start right away.

Teaching babies the fist bump was one of my great joys when I taught in the toddler room. High fives and fist bumps.

if adultosaur says it, it must be truth

I do not like the bows. Are the bows attached or are they ribbons tied around her wrists? Either way, yuck. Too much. Too cutesy.

yes. So yes. Wish I could pull that kind of thing off. But alas, I must be content with fit and flare silhouettes.

Oh, man. I have a dress in that exact same print Lea Michele is wearing. But mine has a different bodice. I can finally fit in it and it shows lots of nice cleavage and I was really excited but now I'm gonna feel all twee if I wear it.

broken link :(

I would like a sexy pirate's booty. Get it done, please.

I'm pretty sure it's the pony tail.

definitely not. There will be no using that word for Sexytimes. No. Vulva is worse than vagina.

That kitty is a fierce hunter <3

if she did it, that would explain jay's story

If this were an Agatha Christie novel, it would turn out that Stephanie did it.