Which makes me actually wonder if she wanted to make sure that if there was any backlash for the joke, it fell only on her. How many episodes of that show have only one writing credit? If it's every other episode, then my theory falls apart....

And also my heart. <3

OK, but what do I get for the guy I've been shagging? I need something that says, "Look, you're fun, and the sex is good let's keep doing the sex, but I'm never going to be serious about you, please stop asking. No, really, it's embarrassing."

I..... kinda like the socks? they make him look comfy.

IF ONLY I HAD KNOWN OF ITS EXISTENCE SOONER

My 1D fandom was also prescient, since that baby is now 10. THAT IS JUST HOW STRONG MY SUBCONSCIOUS LOVE IS

Hazel is the name of my father's crazy aunt.

Now that you have let it go, you could change it slightly and go with Elsa. (I'll see myself out)

Dammit, my baby was named after Aslan and Zeus, not One Direction!

Nina Totenberg is the greatest ever. I LOVE when she reads all the quotes from the justices. It's Story Time with Nina!

Dress like you deserve respect, not a spot at a bar.

Knowles clothing is imbued with special magical grease-resisting molecules which cause all grease that comes in contact with it to instantly morph into detergent, thus actually cleaning the garment and brightening its color.

Darby's face says, "I am being pleasant and polite for this picture, but dear God, old man, get your sweaty claw off of me before I rip it off and feed it to you."

So glad I'm not the only one. ;)

WOULD HIT IT

lol, it's more like the workout I get trying to get the basses to KEEP MY TEMPO OMFG WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW

Jon, you do not have to be alone. I am here for you.

lol, no. Choral conductor. I wave my arms around a lot.

OMG THE TINY ARMHOLES!!! I am a conductor. I could weigh 95 pounds and I would still have big ol' beefy arms. I hate finding something that fits in every other way but the armholes are so freaking small my eight-year-old couldn't fit his arm through them.