No kidding. There are several comments here that just make me sad. I mean, I don't watch the family's shows, and I know that they are basically famous because they are famous, but that's the world we live in now. Get over it. Don't be a fan, fine. I'm not. But constantly bringing up the SEX TAPE OMG is…

Yeah, they probably haven't really read that one, either. If they had, they would stop being dicks about it. The fact that there are a few different creation stories in there is a clue that its truth is not literal. Signed, A Christian Who Wishes More Christians Actually Followed Christ Instead of Billy Graham

Thank goodness she did not marry that ass. Ugh. That is the worst kind of manipulative bullshit.

I'm not so sure. This is clearly the aftermath of recreating the Champagne Incident photo. Its not a trash bag, it's the formal gown she was wearing earlier. I mean, OK, sure, maybe, see what you see... but I see a woman who is having fun after recreating that other photo. If she says later that disrobing was all…

I understand your feels. I feel your feels.

YES. She is clearly enjoying herself, and seems in control. I never thought I would be this supportive of her, but rock on, Kim.

and again I'll say: wow, wtf?

wow, dude, really? *speechless*

This could work even better than the Princess Leia costume.

My mother got out of jury duty for a DUI case by bursting into tears and explaining that my brother had been injured during a collision with a drunk driver. She neglected to mention that the collision was 20 years previous, my brother's car was parked, and the injury was a headache.

And yet, still so very Yoko. It must be magical to live inside her mind.

I think "doodle" is a good option for the male anatomy nuclear option.

I love that he several times feels the need to specify that the semen is MALE semen. Because the female semen doesn't add any flavor, obvs.

I DO NOT KNOW. SO MANY QUESTIONS

I thought we had already established that the blog that broke the Duggar thing is a parody?

Yeah, me too. And I'm not really sure what exactly he's referring to as make-believe, either. Feminism? Black widow movies? College? Superhero movies in general? It just seems like more of a "yeah, this is the end of my time, I really don't want to be here, you asked me a dick question earlier, it doesn't matter…

Maximum confusion for the populace. Yes. Keep them distracted so they don't notice us turning all their children into Liberal Agender Lizard People.

Is that your suggestion for the new thing to rail against? I like it. Will it be all potato salad, or just certain varieties? If we come up with arbitrary reasons why German potato salad is OK, but Amish potato salad is NOT, we can probably secure our hold on the Methodist Pot Luck Conglomerate.

Have I declared my love for you lately? (Probably, yes)

When is the next meeting, btw? and who is bringing the potato salad? I believe that we're supposed to have a list of suggested racial slurs that we can introduce into society to later rail against, yes?