Bless Mark Ruffalo's Penis.

Excuse me? THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH. Although, granted, much of that nudity is disturbing...

I read the headline and was expecting to read about how cop cars fornicated. I am disappoint.

Yes, you are wrong. I am recently divorced with two kids. I am beyond busy. I don't have time (or a baby sitter) to go out to places where I would meet single men. And the very few single men I do meet are not necessarily looking for someone right now/able to find a way to connect/whatever. Online dating gives me…

Spaced is the best thing to ever come out of Britain. And that includes Earl Grey tea, without which my life would be a cold shell of existence.

Amen. Showing up drunk sounds like the behavior of an addict. And addicts don't get better until they help themselves. Sadly, there have often been so many aborted attempts to get them well, that by the time they really DO, genuinely, want to get better, and recognize that they have a problem, they have completely…

No, the image is seared into my brain. I can call it up without any trouble. Damn you, Khan.

Now I know why they all hate you. ;P

This gif needs to be seen. *waves wand*

JESUS CHRIST WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THOSE THINGS!!?????

You are a horrible person; why would you tell me that???

The real question is: Does this mean that Ms. Melua is a targaryen? Or is she a threat to the targaryens? IS SHE A LOST TARGARYEN SCION IN DISGUISE????

I love you. Marry me.

I'm gonna second adultosaur on this one: SHIT. WHAT DID THE KOOKS DO?? I JAM HARD TO THEM WHENEVER PANDORA GIFTS ME WITH A SONG. I will be all sad if they're buttholes, man.

We could make a spreadsheet. With a field for "how hurtful was this article/comment?" on a scale of 1 to rosebud.

Spice Girls rule our hearts

So glad I'm not the only one who gets excited when a movie I OWN comes on tv/netflix. But I'll go one worse: I could literally watch it any time I want, but no, I'm going to keep watching it on tv, WITH THE COMMERCIALS, because getting it out and putting it in the dvd player is too much trouble.

I get enough coupons that work on stuff I was going to buy anyway that it's worth it. I never buy something just because I have a coupon, but I'll happily use the coupon if I was getting it anyway. do they get info on me and is it a bit creepy? Sure, but they were keeping that info anyway, unless I make every…