I AM VERY MUCH LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS MOVIE WHICH IS BEING RELEASED ON MY BIRTHDAY AS A SPECIAL PRESENT FOR ME

and really, how exactly is "only" three or four incidents NOT a problem, anyway?

Yes, but compared to Amy and Tina, EVERYTHING is horrible. Because Amy and Tina are so spectacularly amazingly splendid that all else becomes pale dancing shadows.

Awwww.

about your stupid boner

PIXIE FOREVER

do not dare speak ill of aeon flux to me

Yes, but often little girls' hair gets braided not for style or looks. It gets braided to keep her long hair out of her face and the dirt and food and whatever else. When I had long hair, it was ALWAYS braided. Not because it looked better; because it was EASIER. When braided, it would stay neat and contained all…

Every day, because of your wrong opinions, several kittens and a talking horse die.

Yeah, that's what I took from it, too. I'm glad she's doing better and making healthier choices.

Oh, honey. No. Jorah has much better things to do than worry about you. It's amazing how people who frequent the same boards might sometimes run into each other, isn't it?

Wait.... if she was fleeing from police AT THE TIME SHE FELL, how, exactly, did no search get carried out? Did the police watch her fall and say, "Nah, too far, down, not going" or did she get far enough ahead of them that they lost her, and they just said "eh, I'm tired, we're not going to keep looking for this…

I always pictured her as short and wide from the description in the books. Short, but still takes up a lot of space. That may have come more from the illustrations, tho.

Imelda is AWESOME. She is the best part of Sense and Sensibility (and really, that movie is nothing except best parts, but she and Hugh Laurie are the best of the best parts). I really do love that they cast someone who is physically small and cute (I actually think that making Umbridge physically large and ugly in…

Comic Sans IS the sarcasm font.

That takes a serious dedication to.... something.

YES. She is LESS sympathetic than Voldemort. FUCKING VOLDEMORT. The Big Bad. The guy so evil he was causing irreparable psychological trauma to his classmates in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. And yet, Umbridge is still worse.

I will give you Umbridgesque (totally a word that needs to go into the popular lexicon RIGHT NOW), but not sure how it qualifies as Machiavellian....

It's not their fault. It's impossible to write correctly in that font. Comic Sans is so awful that it actually goes back and creates grammar and spelling errors in what you have written as soon as you hit print or send.

it has a steep learning curve. But once you get there, it AWESOME