Teaching babies the fist bump was one of my great joys when I taught in the toddler room. High fives and fist bumps.

if adultosaur says it, it must be truth

I do not like the bows. Are the bows attached or are they ribbons tied around her wrists? Either way, yuck. Too much. Too cutesy.

yes. So yes. Wish I could pull that kind of thing off. But alas, I must be content with fit and flare silhouettes.

Oh, man. I have a dress in that exact same print Lea Michele is wearing. But mine has a different bodice. I can finally fit in it and it shows lots of nice cleavage and I was really excited but now I'm gonna feel all twee if I wear it.

broken link :(

I would like a sexy pirate's booty. Get it done, please.

I'm pretty sure it's the pony tail.

definitely not. There will be no using that word for Sexytimes. No. Vulva is worse than vagina.

That kitty is a fierce hunter <3

if she did it, that would explain jay's story

If this were an Agatha Christie novel, it would turn out that Stephanie did it.

Which makes me actually wonder if she wanted to make sure that if there was any backlash for the joke, it fell only on her. How many episodes of that show have only one writing credit? If it's every other episode, then my theory falls apart....

And also my heart. <3

OK, but what do I get for the guy I've been shagging? I need something that says, "Look, you're fun, and the sex is good let's keep doing the sex, but I'm never going to be serious about you, please stop asking. No, really, it's embarrassing."

I..... kinda like the socks? they make him look comfy.

IF ONLY I HAD KNOWN OF ITS EXISTENCE SOONER

My 1D fandom was also prescient, since that baby is now 10. THAT IS JUST HOW STRONG MY SUBCONSCIOUS LOVE IS

Hazel is the name of my father's crazy aunt.

Now that you have let it go, you could change it slightly and go with Elsa. (I'll see myself out)