Dammit, my baby was named after Aslan and Zeus, not One Direction!

Nina Totenberg is the greatest ever. I LOVE when she reads all the quotes from the justices. It's Story Time with Nina!

Dress like you deserve respect, not a spot at a bar.

Knowles clothing is imbued with special magical grease-resisting molecules which cause all grease that comes in contact with it to instantly morph into detergent, thus actually cleaning the garment and brightening its color.

Darby's face says, "I am being pleasant and polite for this picture, but dear God, old man, get your sweaty claw off of me before I rip it off and feed it to you."

So glad I'm not the only one. ;)

WOULD HIT IT

lol, it's more like the workout I get trying to get the basses to KEEP MY TEMPO OMFG WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW

Jon, you do not have to be alone. I am here for you.

lol, no. Choral conductor. I wave my arms around a lot.

OMG THE TINY ARMHOLES!!! I am a conductor. I could weigh 95 pounds and I would still have big ol' beefy arms. I hate finding something that fits in every other way but the armholes are so freaking small my eight-year-old couldn't fit his arm through them.

No kidding. There are several comments here that just make me sad. I mean, I don't watch the family's shows, and I know that they are basically famous because they are famous, but that's the world we live in now. Get over it. Don't be a fan, fine. I'm not. But constantly bringing up the SEX TAPE OMG is…

Yeah, they probably haven't really read that one, either. If they had, they would stop being dicks about it. The fact that there are a few different creation stories in there is a clue that its truth is not literal. Signed, A Christian Who Wishes More Christians Actually Followed Christ Instead of Billy Graham

Thank goodness she did not marry that ass. Ugh. That is the worst kind of manipulative bullshit.

I'm not so sure. This is clearly the aftermath of recreating the Champagne Incident photo. Its not a trash bag, it's the formal gown she was wearing earlier. I mean, OK, sure, maybe, see what you see... but I see a woman who is having fun after recreating that other photo. If she says later that disrobing was all…

I understand your feels. I feel your feels.

YES. She is clearly enjoying herself, and seems in control. I never thought I would be this supportive of her, but rock on, Kim.

and again I'll say: wow, wtf?

wow, dude, really? *speechless*