We can get through this, I know it.

REESE'S PIECES ARE AN AFFRONT AGAINST GOD AND MAN. THEY ARE AN ABOMINATION WHICH SHOULD BE PURGED FROM THE EARTH WITH BLOOD AND FIRE.

Spare me.

Nah, it screams "I'm really busy and rarely spend more than a few minutes at a time at home."

Which is a perfectly valid point. But you didn't stop there. You intimated that anyone who does live like that is mentally ill, which is not necessarily the case.

Good thing self-care isn't the only part of the exam, then, huh?

Pfft. Whatever. Yes, that apartment is pretty bad, but chill. She's an extremely busy character who lives alone. There's a big difference between messy and dirty. I've known people who were that messy, but once a week or so their places were spotless, while others whose homes looked much less messy on the surface…

I once had butter pie. It was terrifying. Vinegar pie can hardly be much worse.

DEAR LORD WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME THAT THIS EXISTS!!????

Granted, I do love me some yogurt shopping while eating shoes.

WHO YOU CALLIN' SIR!?

TACO BELL IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!

You know this is the only thing that would have satisfied you:

So...... ballet is a sport? Stage fighting? Cheerleading? Because they tick all those same boxes.

and it's best when there's lots of licking and sucking involved. And everyone ends up slightly sticky.

well, when a mommy and daddy Cadbury love each other VERY MUCH....

such is the power of the Cadbury creme egg

Because I love you, I will 'splain you how to eat the Cadbury Creme Eggs.