Cute baby is cute. News at eleven.

I feel your pain. And EVERYTHING is sleeveless right now. Big boobs, big arms, and sleeveless don't mix well. Ah, well. To the shake weights!!

Relevant:

The balloons. The balloons are the best part.

N SYNC > TAKE THAT

My fantasies about Finnick are forever ruined! When that person pops up in them he inevitable uses the word "tubular" and that just kills it. Why, Lionsgate, WHY?

Does that mean Liz II gets to subject the baby to the human test?

OK, I'll make the horrible joke for you, then. *ahem* Did you toss your own salad?

YOU EAT SALAD AND ARE THEREFORE A GIRL. EW.

That can't be it. Clearly, your parents aren't married. Occam's razor.

Really? Please stay wrapped in your sweet cocoon of ignorance, then.

I just had a lovely meatball sub. That I did not make.

THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL STORY.

No, no. If she is interested in using it as well, then she will not be cooking and cleaning and sucking your dick while you kill things. Also, you may have to SHARE. That would be HORRIFYING.

They'll just cancel it as soon as it really becomes a really great show. *still bitter about Warehouse 13*

Delawho?

Oh, Syfy, never change. Except for that part about cancelling all the best shows. And the wrestling. You could lose that. And all the stupid ghost/alien hunting shows. I'm not really down. But THIS. Keep THIS.

omg, there are NO WEDDINGS in Kansas, Delaware, and Montana!! (I am choosing to believe that this is why there is no data. Everyone in these states in living in sin.)