They only hired her because she makes such a good sandwich.

At least they'll pretty much be greys?

Oh, Amanda. Sometimes the ones who don't set your vagina aflame at first sight end up doing some amazing things to it later. Attraction does not have to be immediate to be real.

Man, I wish I looked HALF as good as she does.

Ms. Pill's dress would be awesome with just a little more tailoring at her waist. Awesome.

I've had a major crush on her from the when she was on Facts of Life. That makes me an old, doesn't it?

Well, OBVIOUSLY. This goes completely without saying. I am, however, thrilled that you said it.

Sofia, Sofia, Sofia. Stahp.

OMG OMG OMG SHE IS TOUCHING MY MAN!!!

When I am on my period, I run around in very loose skirts on my lower half and NOTHING ELSE. I let that menstrual blood run freely down my legs, puddling on the floor whenever I stand still for a moment, and staining all of my furniture. Everyone is aware of my blood magic power as soon as I am within sight. I AM…

You make us sad, Laura. We LOVED you!

SWEETENED ICED TEA IS THE WORK OF THE DEBBIL AND YOU KNOW IT. GOD WANTS THE TEA KEPT PURE!

You may have just inspired a new fashion spread in Vogue.

I want to squish her little face!!!! And name her Harvey Dent and I would not care how many times she made me sneeze. Oh, the cute!

I was going to make hot dog pancakes for dinner, but had no eggs. BULLET DODGED.