I think the word she was looking for is “succeeded”. He attempted to get her out, and he was successful. He got what he wanted.

I really, REALLY enjoyed this show. The athleticism of these kids is insane and I have nothing but respect and admiration for them. It made me want to go see cheer competitions in real life cause that would be THRILLING.

Mostly, I watched because it (and Monica) reminded me of when I coached a junior roller derby team…

Actually kinda thoughtful that a guy would have makeup remover and pads for his guests who need them, but you can just put them in the bathroom. I have a basket full of pads, tampons, makeup remover, lotion, et. in my bathroom for guests to use.

DON’T.FLUSH.WIPES

She was called for jury duty on Monday, did her civic duty and showed up for jury selection, was apparently kept on despite knowing the accused and several potential witnesses, then was officially dismissed when called back again today.

I thought he was an odd fit when he was announced, but I enjoy him. 

For fuck’s sake, reproductive coercion is NOT OKAY.

Wow! We appreciate you showing up and setting us all straight.

Wow! We appreciate you showing up and setting us all straight.

LMAO story of my life. Crackers/Chips are the worst crumb culprits!

LMAO story of my life. Crackers/Chips are the worst crumb culprits!

No, not good for Sia, this is kinda gross? I mean in the sense that if she suggested hooking up and he didn’t want to, telling the international gossip machine that their working relationship involves both struggling not to fuck and also negging him by calling him an insecure boy is kind of messed up. 

Please correct the spelling of Saoirse Ronan’s name. Thanks!

This definitely wasn’t a random consolation nomination. She was stellar as Amy, brought life to an otherwise unlikable character.

She was excellent in Little Women, though. She was also excellent in Midsommar, but I’m not shocked fewer Academy members saw that.

Two nominations for Scarlett Johnasson. What a historic moment for Asian women.

Talk about a slap in the face to the Asian community...

No Awkwafina. The entire cast of Parasite shut out. AND Scarlett Johansson nominated for TWO acting awards. Talk about a slap in the face to the Asian community...

Scarlett over Lupita, Greta not being nominated but Todd Phillips was is my villain origin story.

Can you imagine if the genders in the title were reversed?

Jezebel complains bitterly about how the world classifies people based on skin color and gender, but there is no place that is more obsessed with making judgements based on skin color and gender.

“It’s been said, but wholeheartedly: Fuck Jillian Michaels and her history of pseudo-science and her history of promoting dangerous weight loss supplements.”