that was Beyonce’s face the whole night. Reminded me of Kristen Wiig trying to eat the almond in Bridesmaids.

I’m sure Rooney Mara is a gifted actress and all that jazz, but every single red carpet look she sports ends up 100% 18th century consumptive waif.  

How? A team of professional stylists!

Seriously. Every. Damn. Time.

Just a note, Julianne, to mention that the gentleman with Elton John in the photo is his husband David Furnish. :) Thanks for all the work putting this together.

Did Karamo get some bad filler? Because he’s looking quite puffy. And I think his suit is bamboo leaves?

What in holy hell is Gwyneth Paltrow wearing?

Could somebody explain Gwyneth Paltrow’s dress please? No? I didn't think anyone could. 

Can you please list the actors in order of appearance so I know who is who. Thanks, I care JUST enough but not that much 

He was great in The Favourite...and not all attendees are nominated...or only like   a few dozen would attend.

My ex and I, drunk on love and the coming baby and the movie Superbad, almost gave his middle name as McLovin. We of course didn’t after people talked us off that cliff, so what I’m saying is no one had the balls to tell them this was really bad. Terrible name. 

I will be perfectly ok if I never hear about Walmart Liberace or his cheap ass Halloween makeup again.

No one will ever convince me that “Ho Hey” is a rock song. Ever. Also, it sucks. Also, every Imagine Dragons song sounds the same.

Any “enjoyment” you get out of nicotine use is an excuse your brain manufactures to try and justify your addiction

You know what’s not illegal, not subject to vice taxes and is a handy way to force a conversation to make a hard right turn if needed?

Vapers, like cigarette smokers before them, are annoying and rude. We gradually pushed and shunned cigarette smokers from public places and polite society; vaping was always on borrowed time.

It’s a lock for this year’s Razzies.

Dude it’s Cats.  You have to kill it 9 times for it to stick.  Everyone knows that.

this is dumb. i’ve never washed a brand new item of clothing in my life. this is just more earth pollution

this is dumb. i’ve never washed a brand new item of clothing in my life. this is just more earth pollution

The idea of a “man cave” annoys me so much