He should change his mind because Transformers sucks. It's for stupid people who like stupid movies.

don't let the door hit you on the way out, traitor. And let me know how that rotten urine shark tastes.

that's just cake with milk poured all over it. Too soggy, bra.

yeah it's BS what they did to Lance. Other star cyclists like Merckx, who has been caught doing drugs too, should call everyone on the hypocrisy of it all.

omg why am I sitting here reading gizmodo? If someone told you had a finite amount of time on earth, let's see how you manage it, how many minutes would you spend reading a shitty blog? You would spend zero minutes reading a shitty blog.

You poor child! I'll adopt you.

I just looked up wtf Zoe is. Looks cool (besides the purple thing of course).

Don't be coy with me, Aliens. We all know that you know damn well what an ass hero is.

The man or woman who drives that beast has big ass hero balls.

HBO traffic could be prioritized over others because it paid. So, yes, potentially it could be faster. But you're right about HBO passing on the cost.

Only the British could make a giant robot statue look uptight and excessively concerned with propriety. And boring. Like it fell asleep. Even a robot could show more emotion than that thing.

Well I would support any policy that gives priority to HBO's GOT steaming without problem Sunday night over crazy-conspiracy-theory-dot-com. But maybe the cable companies paid me to say that.... Or maybe they tricked me... Or maybe I just like capitalism. Who knows.

Absolutely. The PLA is here to liberate us. Not steal shit.

Yes, the arsenic in my cookies is perfectly natural.

And your pants are made of bark. And you wipe your ass with a leaf. And comb your hair with a porcupine. Want a cookie?

the fish heard right? Cus thinning the human heard is Hitler talk.

u r totally a dumpster diving hipster

Now that Illinois saved the fish, could it balance its budget? Please?

Yeah we got to stick together, bra! We got to make the monopoly man get out of his little metal car and give us the monies! Fight for 15! No, fuck that! Fight for 25! Give us free shit or we will burn things!

I agree. They should pay you like $500k a year to push a broom or whatever the fuck it is you do.