“Slut, I said throw down a motherfuckin ladder before I come up there and beat the shit out of all you dirty Brits”

Hugo Hudson, shuffled from Gawker, a mean leftist political blog that imploded because to it integrity meant it had to publish an overly tan dumb racist b list celebrity having sex, into Gizmodo, a tech blog mostly used by Casey Chan to write articles about YouTube videos with titles like This Skateboarder Just Broke…

To try to fuck the bear myself? I mean if it lets me I guess. Someone check on Jezebel whether bears can give consent. I don’t want some SJW accusing me of raping the bear.

Yeah and I hope they do DNA testing to make sure they are “pure” Chinese and no half breeds containing the blood of the white devil snuck into the mix.

It’s expected to compete with the suck-a-dick box. It’s like Apple versus Google in N. Korea but with more dicks.

With only a 20 second bake time, I think it’s more like neither. And I doubt the “oven” is running the entire time no one is using the machine. A broiler?

The journalistic need to sound objective often becomes absurd. I mean who can truly say it wasn’t a black hole that took down MH17? I mean if some dude who works for the Kremlin claims that a black hole did it we have to consider the possibility.

Georgia O’Keeffe painted lovely... Flowers. She painted flowers. Yep.

If you think that is impressive just wait until Clock boy invents a real hoverboard by taking the cover off of one and placing it in a pencil case. Then we will know the future truly has arrived.

How long after washing the board can I oil it? Because if I oil it right after washing it won’t I being preventing some water from escaping by oiling it? I seem to get stuck in a cycle where I set out to cook, use the board, wash the board, leave it out to dry, and then forget about it until it’s time to cook again.

Why do we hate this kid?!!

But Homo sapiens have been vectatio ad infinitum Urus maritimus and other megafauna since the Pleistocene epoch. Eh?

Polar bears are walkng opportunities to be mauled by a polar bear. Don't let this opportunity pass you by.

The McRib is back? Again?!!

I completely agree with you that only a complex, multi-factor approach seems to approach a satisfactory explanation of the genesis, formation, and evolution of individual sexual identity. And I know what you mean when you say many people resent explanations that don’t fit neatly into a chosen vs genetic binary I’ve…

Believe what I was told by whom? I don’t follow your logic on how I’m a 9/11 truther too.

I was going to suggest it’s a phallic symbol but decided sometimes a solar prominence is just a solar prominence.

Cool, we have established that you are a 9/11 truther. I would talk to you more about the subject, but the fact that you are a truther makes it pointless. It’s like discussing NASA with someone who doesn't believe we landed moon.

Are you unsure who did the 9/11 attacks? Because that definitely makes you a 9/11 truther.

9/11 truther?