Another clever entrepreneur quashed by the system, man!

Really? And whoever set this business up didn’t say it was in the Leaning tower of Pisa?

I remember how bullet time in 2 slowed your enemies but not your guns’ rate of fire, and that meant you could lift enemies off the ground and shoot them into the ceiling with the automatic weapons. Good times.

It isn’t. Chris made an error in his reporting.

What the eff, how they gonna do FFVIII dirty like that

400 BABIES

Isn’t that exactly what Pocket Edition is?

...But that’s silly!

So they only have to implement rigging, animation, VFX, audio, abilities, and UI to finish it? Cool!

And the Solaire amiibo will be out then too?

Why does a group called DATEHACKS make mods to let you play as the bosses in Dark Souls, rather than what we really want, which is a mod to let you date the bosses in Dark Souls?

Mainly to be able to co-op without having to jump through even more hoops, yeah. The message system is kinda nice, too.

That’s a kludge, since you need to become human to get more than 5 estus in 1, you sacrifice your max HP in 2 and 3, and in 2 you can still be invaded while hollow. And then you can’t summon help if you need it, and 3 takes it a step further by making you a target for invasions in co-op, so if you summon help because…

Pretty much every game that allows for invasions these days has an option to turn it off, yet the Souls series, which invented it, refuses to give players that option. Why?

When he says he’s going to catch ‘em all, he doesn’t mean every type of Pokémon, he means every single Pokémon in Taipei.

The 3DS might be seven years old, but it’s also got the kind of install base you can only get with a wildly-popular seven-year-old platform. The Switch ain’t got that.

Hooray! Best of luck with your continued recovery, Fahey!

Mouse with a ton of buttons, got it.

They are.

Nice, by this time next month I’ll have the full Dead Space trilogy with gold.