Okay, but what if, and hear me out here, they put it on Game Pass

Of course, if none of those 1001 streamers are to your liking, all you can do is hope one of them dies, to be replaced by another. For there must be 1001 Twitch streamers, no more, no less. Such is the law of Twitch.

That one about the Intelligence build is unbelievably true

If RE0 needs a remake then that means REmake needs a remake, since they play so similarly.

Starring Anakin Skywalker and Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, the narrative deals with “that business” on Cato Nemoidia, as referenced in a throwaway line of dialogue between the two characters from the 2005 film, Revenge of the Sith.

Because nobody knows who those are

Well, there’s always City of Heroes

I still think the sequel is set hundreds of years after the end of the original trilogy. Liara, the only recognizable character we’ve seen in the promo material, would easily live that long. So yes, Shepard could have survived the trilogy in this game’s canon, but they still would’ve died long ago. No reason to bring…

Most people should be emo now, have you seen the news

Starck tweeted that Gomez [...] did not deserve hate for his beliefs

It’s unclear when exactly the foot fetish meme took hold in the Souls community,

He noted that the new cosmetics had “so much potential” but were ultimately “chalked,” meaning that something is “over.”

But there’s perks to not signing up, too. For example, by not being part of this service, I won’t have to play GTA Online.

Was anyone else a little taken aback by how quickly Ted dies? Like, if the schematics Aloy looks at are any indication, he’s mutated to around two stories tall, wrapped around the reactor. But when Ceo tells the guy to burn him, that guy walks off-camera and it’s like 3 seconds later that Ted must be dead from how the…

Has it really only been 37 minutes since Elden Ring launched?

That’s cool and all but isn’t Dallas basically as left-leaning as any big city in the USA? Putting the message in a Dallas paper seems like preaching to the Texan choir.

Why does it look like Cloud’s got a few extra vertebrae?

Wait, seriously? The game I saw on Game Pass and immediately thought, “This looks like shit,” and the reviews agreed, is made by Remedy?

HEPHAESTUS’s increasingly-aggressive robots are a fairly major bit of worldbuilding - called the Derangement in-game. By comparison, HADES corrupting the occasional robot with the Chariot line’s hacking modules is fairly unimportant, more akin to pointing out that the Shadow Carja use bows, spears, and the occasional…

To destroy everything, HADES begins corrupting the world’s caretaker robots with the ultimate goal of rebooting the dormant Chariot machines from the Faro Plague.