I honestly don’t think there was anything overtly bad about RE4's story. A lot of clunky lines of dialog, sure, but that’s Capcom’s signature.

I assume this mean that 6 will run at least 18 years after launch, in contrast to 5's mere 9 years (so far).

Bad move, Japan. You can’t get away with half-assing like Americans can, because the typical Japanese ass is way slimmer than the typical American ass. Half a Japanese ass is entirely too little ass!

Besiege is still in game preview?

Why wait, when you can be that very schlub?

I kinda doubt anyone at just Blizzard is in a position to fire Kotick.

No it doesn’t. Don’t lie, FFVII didn’t even look good when it first released, outside of the FMVs.

It’s cool that I read every reply to this post and no one thought it was prudent to say what derg actually stands for

Figured it was too much to hope for that Phil Spencer just hated Bobby Kotick so much that he was willing to spend nearly $70 billion to get him fired

Friendship ended with Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts

They shoulda made the projectile bounce back into your gun if it doesn’t hit an EMMI eye

Bidoof getting respect like that in a canonical source is like your parents getting really into your hobbies when you’re 10 years old.

Yeah, what the hell is up with the article tags? Why can’t we see them any more? They’re still there, but there’s no way to display or click them.

So are they still making Putt-Putt and Freddie Fish games or are these just ports of older ones

Valve could learn a thing or two from Netflix. They can’t count to 3, but here Netflix is going straight to 3 before they even get to 2!

Why doesn’t Japan just skip to the endgame and make the anime already?

Here’s my personal ranking:

Awkward Zombie’s usually pretty good, but that’s a really weak joke this week.

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