December 14th, 2018 in Japan, January 2019 in the west.

That’s what’s so mysterious!

It’s a game made of solid marble, so for once you can’t complain about the build quality.

Sure is a lot of space on the back of the grip that would be a good spot for buttons.

A baby is a kind of human.

So I guess it was a hot day there at the con, huh.

I thought the film’s version of the animus was good, too. It certainly made the Bleeding Effect make much more sense.

No character romancing? In a BioWare game? ... That must mean you can romance the mech suits! Of course!

Kait as main character for 5 sounds awesome, but it was weird that JD wasn’t in the trailer at all. Unless he was supposed to be scarface beard dude?

You guys seem to think E3 didn’t start today. Did you miss it? It was pretty great. I thought it was really ballsy for Gearbox to announce Duke Nukem: Eternity and its sequel, Duke Nukem: Perpetuity at the same time.

The most recent Chainsawsuit was pretty appropriate for this post too.

Mm, fall 2018 is too soon for me. Any chance you could push it back to summer 2019, Jason?

Wish someone could’ve done the same for City of Heroes.

This is a joke headline, right? Not a single word of it makes sense.

How do women managed to slim down so much that they can get those creases around the joints in their skintight suits? It’s amazing.

Darn it! I hoped we could make it go away by yelling! Now I have to try to be a less trash person!

When has Ridley had even a single line of dialog or behaved in a way that indicated he’s not just an attack dog for the Space Pirates?

While I definitely agree Samus doesn’t need a supporting cast, I would like to see her have a villain with some personality she could trash talk, or maybe stoically ignore.

Speaking of packed with J-Pop, I always found it hard to recommend Final Fantasy X-2. Gameplay-wise, I think it’s great. It brings back the excellent Job system for the first time since FFV, and its iteration of the series-staple Active Time Battle is the best in the series (fitting, since it was the last time it was…