These are posh people. If no one ever invited exes, weddings would consist of the bridal party plus two drunk aunts.
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For men, unfortunately, the noses and the ears change. My nose isn’t that different, but I’m getting “endangered elephant in the Seregenti” ears, just like Prince Charles. I’m also going a little deaf, so maybe it’s the body’s way to compensate?
Jeff Daniels, in other words:
It’s a shame because here in the UK we want Obama and Michelle to come for the wedding (He and Harry are mates after all), but if he did he’d have to invite Trump too and that would be a weird mix of happy wedding patriotism and anti-Trump rallies. Maybe Obama could go the the bachelor party - that would be fun.
Thank you! This was my take. I was the sole liberal in my group of friends in high school, and I was open about my opinions, but respected theirs also, and we were all fine even though we had different viewpoints. I don’t think they left because of your political alignment sweetie...
I’m so very confused!!!!!!
LMAO, that milkshake will get the boys in the yard...lmao
The “Beat It” one had me howling, like dude it’s okay, sexuality is a spectrum, just have consent.
As a senior manager, if one of my employees initiated and pursued sexual relations with me, that would not absolve me of my responsibility to not take advantage of the situation. The dynamic between us inherently puts the onus on me to act responsibly and professionally even when the other individual isn’t respecting…
The no gay stuff while talking about actual gay stuff is hilarious.
Stopped reading at “to make yourself famous?”
Wtf did Ijust look at? Lmao
I’d like the mainstream media to stop referring to the NRA as a “gun rights advocacy group” and start referring to it more accurately as a “gun manufacturer’s lobbyist organization”.
“drinks a mickey” bahahahahaha.
Lol my mother in law is one of those completely clueless Googlers. She had my 3 year old watching fetish videos on YouTube and I’m like “Nana, what the fuck?” And she says “What? They’re young ladies dressed like babies and playing in the backyard, it’s cute!” Poor Nana, she was so innocent. I felt awful having to…
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I obviously have no idea what this girl said to her friends but I know that I spouted “conservative” ideas from my father for a few years before I moved out, and my friends mostly just found it annoying. Especially since I snuck out of the house to attend pro-choice and other liberal marches. I imagine the big…
You have to be a little more circumspect in your Googling. Like “adult novelty mardi gras beads”...
Serious question though: is aspiring to DTWS any different than most of the other ways figure skaters try to capitalize on the sacrifice of most of their young lives? Endorsement contracts? Professional tour? Disney on Ice? What’s the real difference- it’s still just trading on your #brand, right?