And...that’s not completely unreasonable. It should be, but it’s not. What a time to be alive, etc, etc.

he’s going out with bullets and gun smoke.

As a descendant of coal miners from N England, this rings true all over- even generations after the last active miner. These miners put themselves in danger daily to support their families. They depended on each other deep underground to have each others’ back if everything went dark. It’s easy enough to romanticize-…

Also, I ate rice. A shit load of rice (I bought 15lb bags of basmati) and maybe some eggs and veggies. I was saving my cash for cheap beer/wine on the weekends. I had priorities.

Kellyanne may be fondly remembering her time in Bowling Green—before the massacre.

Proof that boredom is good for kids. It’s very likely that if she’d had access to a screen, she’d be looking at that instead of exploring and interacting with her environment.

Don’t forget the dildos!

Well, everyone knows a violin case is never just a violin case.

It’s ok. Next step will require all school children to have access to bullet proof vests. Like airplanes and ferries- there’s one under every seat or available at designated storage areas in each class.

It sure did.

I’ve got a few teacher pals. Every last one of them said even the most unruly and unpleasant kids were just fine, it was the parents that made them hate their job.

NO KIDDING! I think I need to watch Goonies again to make sure all the ruination I picked up in my young and impressionable childhood continues to stick.

I’m not saying I’d do the same, but...

Also, he won all the popular votes. Putin’s too.

I was just thinking of what pearl clutching parents might object to.

Oh, that’s really beautiful. I’m going to take a moment to just absorb the genius.

I also think it’s good camouflage for weak chins and the like. I present to you Exhibit A:

Jesus. Uncle Mike, is that you? We talked about this.

Those are excellent points, and which bear some further thought. I think ingenuity, planning and ability to think on the fly and adjust to a situation are excellent traits to foster in children.

See, here’s where it gets a bit dicey. It could be that today’s current beardo trend may be a result of viewing the first movie back in 2003. So I may have disproved my own theory here. Mind you, there was no PBR product placement nor fixies.