I’ve already sent this to him but I’ll put it here again in case he has’t seen it and/or for others who may have gotten caught up in bans at some point.

Or an anti-science neural network from a company sponsored by koch, mercer or devos

Hi, dears.

OK....tin foil hat time......

Don’t ruffle your feathers; it’s all in good fun! Capon Capon on!

You’ve got a brand new account so you’re probably a troll, but damned if “all seashells are 65 millions years old” isn’t the most hilariously wrong thing I’ve heard in days.

According to the History Blog report, she was seven years old (http://www.thehistoryblog.com/archives/50951 ). Here are images from that post showing her stony ammonite and the fictional Moana stone it reminds her of:

I’ve been rewatching Sex and the City and am APPALLED at all the places Carrie smokes. That shift happened FAST.

Omelette it slide for now.

Thise fucking parents are the bane of my teachery existence. When really it turns out that the patent and their spawn ate the worst.

And for the dozen or so replies I’ve had to dismiss,

I always wonder whether those parents remember what it was like to be a kid or if they were themselves particularly impressionable. They act as if the dumbest things are going affect or traumatize their children.

I agree, to me Jack Sparrow is actually very smart and good at his trade and not having things handed to him in life made him that way. Also, people did drink more alcohol than now on account of the bad quality of most of their water. I was just thinking of what pearl clutching parents might object to.

I think Pirates is in the clear for the beard trend, I read a bit about this and it’s believed to have either emerged as a rebellion of sorts against the hypergrooming done by metrosexual men or, in monkey see-monkey do fashion, from there being so many bearded men featured in the news since 9/11.

You really could have put more than a poultry effort into these eggsasperating puns.

So they went from selling women to selling chicks? Seems a bit regressive to me but, who am I to cry fowl?

He’s an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job that is being recognized more and more, I notice.

I imagine Putin puts Trump on speaker so that they can pantomime jerking off while laughing at him. And us.

He probably managed to take credit for Putin’s “win”, somehow. And to claim it was almost as great as his own historic, best ever in the universe election victory.

I want to modify this with beets and make a highly bastardized borscht casserole.