Seconded. The vast majority of the time when I’m reading these sites I’m at work, or in some other non-video-conducive place. Plus, honestly, I also just don’t like watching videos for the most part. I prefer reading.

Concur. Writing is more interesting, and always funnier.

And not the jocks, because they might be taking steroids.

100% agree. What I hate about videos is how long it takes to consume the information you’re actually interested in. Please just post a wall of text if you need to and I will skim the shit I’m not interested in. I will always prefer that as opposed to waiting 45 seconds for the stupid video to buffer, then watching 30…

You mean the U.S. military doesn’t think it’s advisable to have a bunch of people walking around their daily lives strapped and locked and loaded? They must hate individual liberty.

Can’t agree with this more. I fucking hate when I click a headline and its a video. Today for instance I saw a headline along the lines of “Mickey Callaway discusses Mets rotation”. I click only to see a video of the manager discussing it, and not written content. I don’t know about anyone else but most of the time I…

Like 4 months ago I saw this lady wearing a tutu, I guess she was like 70.

I love them. I’m too old for them. Grumpyfuckfuck.

They aren’t both under the Gizmodo Media umbrella, they’re both under the Fusion umbrella, which means they share a platform but they have completely different editorial teams.

“On college campuses, The Communist Manifesto is one of the most frequently assigned texts.”

I know!

And from yesterday, https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2018/02/21/netflix-march-2018-list/357835002/

Your point? I don’t ready any of those sites, I read this one so I am glad it is posted here.

Janelle Monae is a visionary unlike any other.

Agreed. I love my kid and all, but it wasn’t until about 6 months or so that I could in good faith say he was “cute.” Before that, he looked sort of like an animatronic mutant vegetable.

Read your comment as “Baby Garage” and that is also accurate as I recall.

That’s hilariously awful! It’s like something disgusting that your kid decides is cute and adopts as a favorite toy, and you’re just trying to figure out how and when you can get rid of it without starting WWIII.

Have you seen the picture of that teddy bear made of chicken? I shouldn’t post the picture it’s off putting... I will provide the link ugh horror show.

I AM DEAD.

I am just angry that I was forced to briefly imagine Adam Levine’s toes.

I’ll be the one to say it, baby feet are already weird and those toes are so damn long.