No, you’re not a troll. Just selfish.

Bravo. I was more upset than I should have been over someone I’ve never met but the entire episode made me uneasy. It felt like anyone could be a target and I was afraid to post lest I become the target. Jez is a lot nicer than the interactions on Splinter. I hope we can get back to disagreeing without being…

There is still some justice in the world: in South Africa, a pride of lions killed and ate a poacher.

I’ve got something living under my shed - there’s an actual burrow the previous owners put a wire mesh over. Based on the way the snow’s been dug out there and trails around the backyard, a fairly strong presence. I’m thinking of getting a webcam and training it on the shed from the dining room to see if I can…

Now all I can hope for is... is that weed farms exist after Trump ruins our country.

What the fuck did you get banned for?

Let’s start with what’s not wrong with them. I think it’ll be quicker that way.

I’d totally run off to a weed farm if I wasn’t bogged down with kids and dogs.

Not exactly what I was referring to:

She’s a walking Portnoy’s Complaint fetish with a Birkin bag.

I got way ahead of myself last night and thought “at the 2030 Winter Olympics she could be (still only) 29 years old going for her 4th straight gold medal, wow!”

He pops a Tic Tac before he grabs them.

Poor Tic Tac, it will have to try to distance itself from Trump once again.

I’m still hoping Inanimate Carbon Rod runs in 2020.

In this case “a pile of Tic Tacs” sends a shudder down one’s spine. Only Trump could make an innocent breath mint so ominous.

Nothing said here, I can disagree with. Judges give it a 10.

This was the first comment under the Buzzfeed article and she posted it on her Facbook page as well. I found it an interesting read.

I was almost offended... but then I remembered that you said “No offense”. Carry on friendly speed skater.

Its’s ok when you ask someone where they’re from. It’s not ok when you follow up with “no, but where are you from........”

Cherry pitter aka my mouth