Is there a word for the kind of thing that you never ever think about until the moment you need it? Because that’s what a salad spinner is. A rational person would recognize that any statement that refers to a salad spinner is the truth.

“Real Man” LARPING has me rolling. He has some pretty big shoes to fill when it comes to ridiculous manscaping.

Can he even grow facial hair or is it a wig?

Real talk: would totally wear that vest.

Yes, but tweeting is not like pounding Jaegar shots at the ski house, in terms of abdicating responsibility as an athlete. Furthermore, the foremost duty of an athlete is to be prepared, which usually means being focused and relaxed, and usually in a way that is unique to the athlete. She’s 17, being on social media…

“I want ice cream.” = “Immigrants are rapists and murderers.”

I am sure your hair is fabulous whether done up or down. Mr. Hen of the Woods, on the other hand, was never fit to touch anyone’s bobby pins:

Good to know. I am ambivalent about McGregor, but Kidman is a goddamn acting treasure and my love for her increases as time goes on. Her character in BLL was a tour de force IMO.

Kind of a related question: I have never seen Moulin Rouge. Is it worth it? I am familiar with the music as it has become part of the pop culture lexicon, but is the movie decent enough to spend the time to see it, or is the music good enough and no further effort needed?

Sigh. I am. What if karma turns my hair to ramen?

There shall be only one Elvis in figure skating for me.

I’m not sure there’s anything Justin Timberlake could do at this point to make me have any interest in anything he does. The ugly beard and stupid clothes just make me think he has no design sense whatsoever, which he might not, but he could at least hire someone who does.

Birgit Platzer, rearranged, is: Blitz, Trip, Rage

Who’s a good dog?

I do not disagree with any of this.

They’ve gotta be better than NBC.....

I watched this entire thing live (whoops, gave them what they wanted...) and trust me: Nobody was hurt DESPITE the FIS’ decision, not because the decision was right. There were some really dangerous crashes that never would’ve happened in better conditions.

“Maybe if they pulled their pants up, they wouldnt catch so much wind!”

LOL this thread from last night...

It was terrible. You could almost watch the riders getting pushed back mid jump. Just about everyone landed flat at one point or another.