Also the people who brought you the “sport” of wandering the countryside hitting a small ball with a stick.

My reaction when I first heard of curling: “What cold, drunk person come up with this?” Not surprised at all when someone answered “the Scots!”

Neither is League of Legends, yet this is the world we live in.

Yeah, i was 7 minutes into the video when I saw the perfect score. Feeling a little more informed, and a little sheepish.

AVERAGE? AVERAGE? OH NO YOU DIDN’T these are the very best ice dancers in the history of the sport! no one can ice dance better than these two!

I used to make fun of Curling but then my college roomies and I got high and spent an entire weekend watching Curling and now I know a lot about Curling and I really like Curling.

I was going to make fun of this, but that lift was incredible.

OH HELL YES THIS IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING I AM LIKE SQUEEING AND CRYING HELL YES GO OFF YOU ROYALTY WISH I COULD MOVE TO CANADA THERE IS SO MUCH LOVE ON THE ICE

That was neat. Too bad they’re gonna change it. As I’ve never ice skated in my life, can you cut yourself with the blade? I always get so nervous when I see them reach back and grab their skates. EEEEK!

Much too sexy. Needs Moir Virtue.

Shorter you:

Right? So what if he didn’t stand for the anthem of a country that he feels doesn’t respect him or those that look like him? How else would you create change in the world without a brave man like Mike Pence, who literally saved the world from nuclear annihilation with a look, taking a knee for things he believes in?

North and South Korea(who are our allies, btw) are a unified delegation for the Olympics. Maybe being the bigger man and standing for our allies should mean more than trying to stick to ole’ Un, no?

I’m sure there are plenty of volunteers willing to help keep that body warm

Me: One trick Pony! clap clap clapclapclap

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

Don’t let your employer hear that.

Come to think of it, the pay does suck...

As the owner staff member of a cat with that name, I have liked it for some time.

You’re a certified genius.