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Pence is not clean. Pence is just as dirty as trump.

“Will be heading over shortly to make remarks at The National Prayer Breakfast in Washington. Great religious and political leaders, and many friends, including T.V. producer Mark Burnett of our wonderful 14 season Apprentice triumph, will be there. Looking forward to seeing all!”

seeing her name in headlines again and again, as part of one person’s attempt to gain more attention for her personal cause, along with Harvey’s desperate attempt to vindicate himself, was devastating for her. It broke Jill, who was just starting to get her life back on track.

>and< bootstraps! I was 15 before I found out that’s what they were called: Mom called them ‘steaks’.

Truth! I do all my parental duties. Raised them, paid for college, adore them. If we can’t have a little fun it would suck more often than necessary!

My most cringe inducing comment I ever made on these here Gawker blogs was on this story about an baby earless bunny getting stomped on. Here we go, ready...

My kind of joke! I’ll send it to my 24 year old son. He loves my jokes. Last time I sent him one (Sunday) he said I’m killing him slowly.

The Corgi is just HORSING AROUND.

Easy. It looks wrong because it’s recorded in portrait mode.

I bet it’s a different closet. Damn entitled millennials having more than one closet while the rest of us had to pull on our bootstraps just to get a plywood box w/ 2 working hinges.

I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

useful in discussions of Vantablack is this helpful tumblr explainer about Vantablack, and that fucker Anish Kapoor, and Stuart Semple (who has helpfully created “Black 2.0", which is almost as black but way cheaper and available to anybody but that fucker Anish Kapoor):

“She always takes different routes coming here because she thinks he’s following her, and apparently that day he was able to follow her.”

Next time, just dismiss him instead of responding to him. Nothing trolls love more than attention.

I would say Flint is up there, too. But everyone forgets about Flint.

World War II was not a fight for American freedoms. We entered the war in order the secure allies to fight against the Japanese. Our conflict with Japan was about control/influence in the Pacific and retaliation for Pearl Harbor, not about protecting American civil liberties. I obviously don’t want to diminish

I’m hoping he either mispronounced or was misquoted and really meant he dated her mom, Ivana. That being said, if he did mean Ivanka, she’s 36 now, so she was 24 when he alleges they dated. So, gross, but legal.

Please, fellow progressives, I’m begging you: Ignore this. Just ignore it. That is the one thing Trump doesn’t want here.

File this under “things that never should have been a problem to begin with.” Also, aren’t a fair number of models underage? Like, 16 and 17? Why were they ever being expected to change in public in the first place?!?!