And eat them.

Back in August I took my kids to a planetarium show about supervolcanoes narrated by Benedict Cumberbatch, and it was legitimately the most traumatizing media-type thing I’ve ever seen. I’m still low-level terrified 5 months later.

That was not a bad show - it was a GREAT show! I loved SuperVolcano. I watch it every time i see it come on the tv. Love love love it! so, let your husband know that he has a fan. and i am totally jealous of you.

I picked it up at a Whole Foods. It was such a respite from Parents and American Baby that was one giant advertising for the industrial baby complex.

Come on. I’ve read “The Road” and seen the movie of it. It doesn’t look that bad.

You need a very large volcanic explosion to trigger global cooling, one of the bigger ones or a super volcano would definitely do it. There’s only one super volcano that’s priming itself for an explosion, the one in Yellowstone, and when it goes, a quarter of the USA goes with it. It’s just a matter of time, and since…

Just relax and listen to this song about eating habaneros:

I’ve lived in southern California my entire life and I’ve been hearing that THE BIG ONE (OHNOPANIC!!!!!!!!!!) was moments away pretty much the entire time. You get kind of meh about earthquakes by the time you’re like ten here, lol. This isn’t the first time that the Ring of Fire is doing its thing either.

Tornadoes on…

You should look at their proposal for an after-school group.

Yeah, it’s all good until they start rendering babies for fat so they can fly on their brooms.

I used to listen to Q on the internet quite regularly, up until the night Jian interviewed Lena Dunham. That was one creepy segment. You got the impression that Jian was going to attack her on air and Lena’s voice was like, “OMG, this creep is a pervert! I gotta get out of here-fast!” A few weeks later, CBC fired him.

That does it! My slow cooker can now collect dust in a garbage dump rather than my counter! What if I continue to never use it and it just spontaneously combusts?!

I really wish I had been more of a hoarder when it came to my magazines. The final issue of George magazine (that I didn’t know would be the final), the brief but fantastic issues of Interview with Tina Brown in charge, my very first issues of Seventeen magazine with Milla Jovavich and Niki Taylor (although they…

White folks who like to call themselves allies please take note. She acknowledged she didnt know shit, LISTENED, then did something meaningful without making it about her.

I really liked it. I grew up in the Midwest with grandparents who listened to it. The conceit was that it was an old Depression era radio show that had somehow hung on for all these years, and it was sort of boring and sort of dull in a way that leaned into those traits for humorous effect. Listening to one show…

Guess “this Nassar thing” was finally important enough to merit some attention from the MSU higher-ups.

Let’s be clear, this arrogant fuck didn’t do it out of any sense of responsibility. Someone or someones who have what the Trustees and Simon only care about, money, must have finally spoken.

It seems very similar to teachers who work in private schools and molest children. They usually end up leaving one institution (voluntarily, not because they were fired, mind you) and simply go find work elsewhere. The school they left figures “Problem solved!” so why bother contacting other institutions to let them…

I have a 5 year old daughter. In the past year I’ve looked in to classes for her to do fun things. I’ve looked at soccer, gymnastics, dance, and some other things. The one unifying thing I see is how fucking SERIOUSLY everyone involved takes this shit. I just want some group sport or activity for my kid to play with…

Hooray my gays! We made it! Homocides and violent crimes against us may be climbing, but at least we can add “PR shield for sex predators” to our social value score.