My GP straight up told me she won’t give it to me bc I’m pregnant and to ask my OB. My OB said no, she doesn’t do it ask my GP. Can I go to Walgreens/CVS whatever and tell them I’m pregnant or do I just lie and say no? I put it off and now I’m regretting it so much.

Those heels look like ankle-breakers. I know who I’m not teaming up with when the apocalypse comes and the zombies try to chase us down.

When contemplating non-primate animals, I’m often struck by how many species enjoy being petted/brushed, and how sad it is that so few species have hands they can do this with. People are lucky in that we get to give all the pets.

Yep. Get those billable hours and that news footage rolling, then see what they think about how she affects fundraising.

It’s awful, I can’t even imagine. Like, it’s almost Judy Garland-levels of shitty stage parent (not saying she herself was one, but that her mother was a textbook example of lumping as much pressure on their child as possible). My heart goes out to her. I just hope there are other, more reasonable adults in her inner…

I had the same thought earlier but you said it far more eloquently. That’s all these assholes understand or care about: the bottom line I hope it is long and tremendously painful.

That is a smoking hot take and I am afraid to engage with MissCrystal.

I’d assume a lot of it is self preservation.

I have no inside knowledge, and I’ll probably get this totally wrong, but I’ve gotta think it snowballed. They tried to cover up the first few reports to cover their own asses, then the next few, and then they realized the problem was way bigger than their pathetic, self-serving, miserable, piece of shit organization…

Yeah...no. Taking a class to learn how to comfortably perform a common type of acting scene is not like getting a job as a stripper. Doing a sex scene takes specific choreography and needs to be approached professionally as well as with the proper mindset; you have to figure out how to get comfortable doing something…

Any conversation concerning swans, ice skating and the Olympics should include this video. Sublime....

From my window, I can see Zeckendorf Towers, where Melania lived when she first came here. This was back when she was “modeling.” It’s expensive, and I’d like to know how she paid the rent when she had no legal credentials to work here.

It’s also the only time in American history — 241 years — that one party controls both houses of Congress and the White House, and they shut down the government. Nothing to be proud about, of course, but it is impressively inept.

Disagree: I am a lawyer.

I regularly teach 22-year-olds. Believe me, they’re still figuring shit out, and self-awareness is definitely not their forte.

No one’s being burnt at the stake, dipshit.

I too have broken records. Running the only hill by my old condo, a highway overpass

They have worked it out over the last 60 years, but when she is being extra obnoxious with the siblings teasing, he will look at her with his deadpan face and say “I told our parents I wanted a puppy...”.

I’m not a running fan by any means, but there’s something particularly awesome about straight sprint records broken. At some point in every single person’s life (barring some physical handicap) they have ran this distance before. And literally no one in recorded history has done it faster. There is no specialization…

I said “people” way too many times in that comment.