I have always fucking hated the use of /s but I’ve started doing it too. Because no matter how batshit something is there will be multiple people saying that thing

If my mom’s older brother had had his way, she would have been named Puppy, because that is what he wanted for his birthday and instead got a sister (his birthday is November 2, she was born 3 years later on November 1).

In one article, I saw that North wanted to name her baby sister Star. I never thought I’d find a case where I’d go “Hmm, maybe they should have gone with the name from the 4-year old.”

It’s also scientific fact that during a woman’s period there isn’t enough blood going to her brain so she cannot think too hard, otherwise she will faint.

Because what if she starts a war with Australia because no one got her pickles and ice cream fast enough?? Everyone knows that when a lady’s lady parts get filled with them hormones she gets hysterical and can’t be reasoned with. That’s just science.

I’ll admit to nostalgia for the era in which the only people from whom we had to secret detergent were toddlers. ☆

Thank you for understanding better than my capacity to write.

Her message broke my heart. I’m so sorry they, and you by extension, went through that.

Yes; and I didn’t mean to contradict you — it has been a subject about which I think a lot. The way that we never feel that we are measuring up in some vague, ill-defined way, or even some concrete, quantifiable way. Especially in the technological age when our lacunae seem to glaring to us in comparison to our…

Yeah, but they won a shitload of medals so everything is alright.

My understanding is that Trump’s lawyers are not allowed to be present during any grand jury testimony. So Trump either has to plead the 5th; which would make him look guilty; or he has to try and wing it and get caught out lying under oath.

Totally get your point though fear of missing out as a constant low-level anxiety is an immense stressor. Especially when considered as less of a catchy Internet meme (not directed at you, TFCKT), and more of an immense pressure placed upon people in a society of such disproportionate inequality (see, for example,…

Mueller has probably planned for his eventual demise from this investigation (not by killing but by firing) by making sure that the investigation itself is protected should he be fired, and his office dismantled and Trump loyalists try to delete and shred all the evidence. Because that most likely will happen.

Feeling lonely isn’t just unpleasant; it has documented side effects on physical health such as “cardiovascular disease, dementia, depression and anxiety.”

Country with socialized medicine: “We need to do something about loneliness; let’s have a department and do a study”

That is cute, I’m on the hunt! Thanks!

I would gladly kick into a commissary fund for any inmate willing to follow him around, reciting impact statements every moment of every day for the rest of his life.

If you’re suggesting that calling Larry Nassar a doctor is not a nice thing to say about doctors, you’re right. I’m sorry. However, calling him almost anything else is not a nice thing to say about almost anything else, so what’s a person to do?

Can you walk me thru your process of deciding this is the right post to test out your bad comedy material?

I just checked to be sure, and found I have no sympathy or empathy for Dr. Nassar.