Never got the “thing” about Ewan McGregor. Looks as pasty and weird as any other normal dude from Scotland. I lived there for years and, uh, took a pretty broad survey. First words out of my husband’s mouth when we went back to visit a few years ago was “Wow. I feel so tall and good looking.” Next words were “What the…

First time I saw it I was on acid. It was wonderful. I had no idea what was going on, but I didn’t care. Colourful, pretty, good music, confusing and a fast moving visual assault on all the senses.

He tried to singlehandedly convince the entire world that male figure skating is the fucking Manliest of all Manly Things to do. I felt so bad for him because it was SO clear to me that he got teased for not picking hockey. Dude had something to prove and he approached the issue with energy and determination during…

Yep. Spencer O’Brien is an old team mate’s sister and I was so excited to see her qualify for these games. After her disappointing runs in Sochi due to illness, she was determined to bring it to these games. While I am sure she was disappointed with yesterday, I am profoundly glad she walked away unscathed. The entire…

This is beautiful! Ha ha! Man, the 90s were bad for some hair types. Plus JT sucks. Also, I am POSITIVE they had toner in the 90's and I am very confused as to why this was allowed out in public.

As a person who gets ramen hair if they’re not careful, and who passed on the ramen hair gene to my offspring, I will attest it is not a complete curse. It takes some decent product to contain, but it’s manageable. It’s really awesome at certain lengths because it’s got volume and is never thin and lifeless- and can…

When she tells you to stop petting him I had to giggle. It’s Pushy Dog 101- those retrievers can smell a “victim” from miles away.

Reading this article when it first came out was very traumatizing to me. No long nails if you wish to approach my nether bits, thankyouverymuch.

Totally agreed. Before I scrolled down to see it was the entire portrait of Pres. Obama, I thought the foliage was a photograph. Absolutely wonderful painting.

Not to mention the tearful anthem singing. I forgot about that part. While singing in public while ugly crying is my own personal nightmare, some people seem to find the opportunity to do so quite rewarding.

Yep. There will be tears.

You need to work your way up to this level. I’m not recommending this for novice kitchen skaters here...

He sure did. But it’s a team event, so not solely on him. I am hoping the confidence this brings him helps him carry on the momentum and do well in the individual.

I know it was awarded retroactively, but absolutely not the same as getting awarded a gold medal at the games. The pageantry of the podium and medal ceremony is part of the whole thing, and they missed out on the ceremonial recognition. That disappointment being compounded by the very legitimate feeling that they…

Oh gaaawd. She was definitely robbed as well. That backflip. Holy shit. My mother actually started hitting the floor with a couch cushion when she got penalized for that. Too athletic. Too powerful. Too muscular. Too not white. Fuckers.

Me too! He brought the drama.

I’ve been watching him since his first “big” event when he was, like, 14. He’s such a graceful and creative skater. It’s very clear he’s a skilled and expressive skater, but the Olympics appear to be his nemesis.

FYI- a quick wipe down of the kitchen floor with Pledge first will reduce friction and help you net a quad next time. Synthetic socks work best.

Patrick Chan. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Oh lort. That poor guy chokes almost every dang time. I want him to win so badly.

My heart just started racing again. THEY WERE FUCKING ROBBED