You know what? I think it’s an interesting approach. Hate the clothes (only because I don’t have the body to pull shit like this off with confidence and I only ever wear black or dark grey), but he’s trying a different tack with his line and I dig the creativity.

Good call! Whenever I see shoes like this, one part of me thinks “Holy fuck those are uncomfortable looking. ANKLE BREAKERS!!!” and the other part of me thinks “How on earth could you possibly run away from a bad guy wearing those?”

It really isn’t fair. I love that I can watch them at least once yearly and find new things to laugh at every damn time. And each time, I realize there’s another actor or extra I’ve seen elsewhere. Like, every Canadian actor out there has had at least a walk on in his movies.

Best In Show has quite possibly the most hysterically funny scene in it that I have ever come across. Parker Posey getting unhinged over a dog toy never fails to cheer me up.

Woohoo! Awesome. Thank you for this.

Once a day- in the evening before bed. Hot water and a facecloth. No cleansers or soap. Then I apply Aveno unscented moisturizer. If the sides of my nose are dry, I will use a tiny bit of coconut oil. Sometimes I forget to wash my face for a couple days and my skin usually feels better for it. Still shower daily…

I am absolutely positive a person can complete their GED while incarcerated. This person belongs in jail.

Well, that’s one way to distribute poop...

EXACTLY! The pose really makes it look polished. I will have to make the sounds in my head for now.

It’s my favorite! Way better than /s (which is often so necessary). I wish that an actual fart sound played when people read it. I’m just going to have to wait for technology to catch up.

Neil Portnow: “Yeah. It’s not our problem you aren’t good enough. Try harder. Smile a little!”

Oh no! Does Beyonce get a pass?

Totally. “I can’t say what I want anymore without consequences like people telling me I’m racist/sexist/bigoted. NO FAIR.”

God that was weird. Very absorbing though.

Perhaps the gallery was made possible via an endowment made by a person with the name Visitor. Therefore, it would be Visitor’s Gallery?

I yearn for the days of music with a message. All this “un un un, yeah” is not music. Bah humbug!

Listen. It’s hard sometimes. There’s just so much that requires His attention these days. He’s just been so adamant about the “one God” thing that all the other deities out there just plain got tired of his “All seeing, All knowing” bullshit and let Him have it. It is not working out the way he thought though. It’s…

Well, if it’s a statement made to bait him, then you are absolutely correct. Out of touch and old it is!

You’re right. Bruno Mars is next level with using the stage. That dude is incredibly good at dancing. It’s mesmerizing.

This seems reasonable. I shall write a letter to The Almighty suggesting it. He usually has time for a quick phone call, but he’s been really busy with answering all the complaint calls the Evangelicals are generating.