I’d say. In this day and age, 60 is still middle aged, given improved health and longevity (due to wealth and quality of healthcare he has access to.)

The fucker can’t have it. I refuse to sacrifice any more wine to these furry little agents of chaos.

She is injecting “new blood” into the fam. It is needed. They’ve got to dilute all the weird genetics that come with consanguinity. It’s important to make sure shit like hemophilia doesn’t rear its ugly head again. Nor things like cousins that are barely mentioned except for “spent their years in a sanatorium due to…

Still hoping someone gets a photo of Princess Mike’s face when she has to curtsy to Ms Markle for the first time.

OH MY GAWD. The Daily Mail is leading the bunch. They waffle between breathless condemnation of her complete unsuitability (AMERICAN DIVORCEE! We all know how that worked out for the last Royal to do that) and doing geneological gymnastics to prove she is descended from British gentry, or at least has gentry adjacent…

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

I just got a lecture on intersectionality from a troll who was offended by my trifecta of privilege comment. That’s a compliment, right?

Yeah, most of these live performances don’t sound great. It’s hard to judge their music this way. Lightning will likely strike me down for saying this, but even Rihanna doesn’t sound the greatest live. But she is absolutely mesmerizing and puts on such an incredible show, sound quality means nothing.

Ha! Oh he is really really awful. Just a profoundly terrible person. Hope Satan has a particularly uncomfortable place for this joyless and wizened scrap of a man. May he be forced to view an eternity of happy and fulfilled gay people joyfully making out at clubs, wearing sparkly short shorts and leather straps and…

Mike Pence does not deserve the joy and fulfillment of any sort of kink. May he live kink and joy free for the rest of his (hopefully short) days.

My cat is lurking beside my chair and staring at me. So I can’t laugh as much as I want to or I’ll offend him. He doesn’t like me finding anything other than him amusing.

I truly adore the term “Not!Pepa” You’re right- she is not. But I do think she’s an excellent entertainer.

This would be that trifecta of privilege- White, middle aged, man. When they speak, everyone must listen and agree.

Yes. SO GROSS. WTF? What is her damage?

Holy shit. Yeah. I am here and still have the ugly part of the cry while I was listening to that.

Yep. I am really glad that’s been respected. While Trump is not nearly as violent or villainous, I gather Pablo Escobar’s son has spent his adult life apologizing to his dad’s victims’ families. I hope Barron does not feel obliged to do so. You can’t control the actions of your parent when you are a child.

AHA! Did not know that. Glad she had the resources to be able to escape.

My thoughts are Trump is like a cartoon villain in that he needs to fluff himself by bragging about all the deals he’s doing and all the important people he controls, has something on, that want to work with him, etc. He’s pathologically self aggrandizing. So while she may not witness too much (good point!), I am sure…

Yep. Being vapid and shallow is no defense for that kind of thing.

She could possibly partially redeem herself if she kept recordings, banking records, lists of contacts, notes on meetings, discussions, etc and handed them over to the FBI in order to get him gone. However, it’s likely she’s keeping all that as bargaining chips for breaking her contract when she’s finally ready to…