I’m going to agree. KFC is a MAJOR weakness for me. If I am going through something stressful or difficult, my husband brings me home a bucket of the stuff. I’m too old now to feel shame. 11 herbs and spices makes me happy. Being surrounded by books makes me happy. Throw in a comfy armchair and I would happily live…

I like your name- there aren’t very many of us. That’s my real name too! Greetings, fellow Fiona!

Quality goods at (almost) wholesale prices!! I think there is no shame in the Costco unders. We load up on merino wool thermal tops twice a year there. Kirkland or gtfo!

Either that, or a small table stacked with People and nudie mags next to a toilet somewhere.

Target socks?! What is even the point though? Barefoot is all you deserve if you cannot have Gucci socks. Shameful. SHAMEFUL.

I’d say get a kitten because they adjust to their environment- instead of an adult cat expecting everyone to adjust to them. But toddlers and kitten toe needles do not mix. An older kitten- like 5 months- might be good. I am ALL about people bringing cats into their families. Likely, if you have dogs already, a kitten…

It really was. But for all the wrong reasons.

I was totally deficient in that department. It’s how I grew up (Alice, our English pointer was grossly overweight for a reason), but wasn’t in the cards for when my kid was a baby. My kid had to make do with 4 cats instead. I was constantly removing fist fulls of cat hair out from my kid’s sticky baby fingers. They…

It sure looks that way! That’s why I love this picture so much. It’s just the perfect moment, but completely opposite to the truth. The dog in the middle is my older “sensible” dog and the other two are unchecked idiocy and chaos dressed up in dog and cat suits. The two of them get into all sorts of things while the…

Nope- not directly in and of itself, you’re right. But it’s a sign of cognitive dysfunction of some sort and is considered an impairment.

I often feel regret we didn’t have a dog when my kid was a babe, toddler, small child. We didn’t get ours till the kid was almost 7. Though now the kid is a teenager who leaves dirty plates and bowls in their room and leaves food on the counter and the dogs and cat are totally there for it. Also, many children in…

The Evangelicals love a good redemption story. They eat this shit up and fucking CELEBRATE when someone admits to having a big old sinnin’ heart. The youth pastor diddling one of the followers is a big giant get and they’ll be feeding off this for months. It’s going to take something like someone who was a gangster…

I heard a recent interview with Ridley Scott and he made a purely mercenary decision to recast. He’s not supportive of the #METOO movement and thinks it’s a giant pile of flannel and women should just get on with it. He is not a good man.

This made me happy to see as well. I, uh...loved him in Encino Man. Almost as much as I loved Kirk Cameron in whatever the fuck it is he was in. Also Cory Haim, Mario vanPeebles, Christie McNicoll, Terence Trent D’Arby and Annie Pots. So many of my youthful crushes are wildly embarrassing to me now. Kirk Cameron and…

Sorry. The beast is out and can’t be put away again. I see fanny packs EVERYWHERE. However, your purpose for using one is completely legitimate and everyone else has no right to them. I’m not sure what can be done to resolve this, short of your aforementioned explosives.

Fucking killer on quads, glutes and lower back till you build the right muscles, right? We used to go down to Lynden, Wa once a week for speed training and I’d spend the next two days after attempting to walk like a normal person and taking a truckload of Aleve.

We’ve got a young male retriever that runs the same way. He’s been checked for hip dysplasia a couple times and basically told us “Nope. Totally fine, he’s just a complete goof.” So, while it sounds like an insult, your adorable moppet just runs like a goof and that’s a good thing! Does she get the snowballs between…

BOOORING! If Miller had to be shown the door forcefully, you can bet he’s feeling even more stabby and serial killer-y than what his usual demeanor suggests. Jake Tapper from the failing and fake news CNN is going to get the biggest, and I mean the biggest, you don’t know how big, but I can tell you, the biggest Lying…

This is the worst game of fuck, marry, kill ever.

Yep. Some branch trimming is in order.