RIGHT?? I saw a photo years ago of Hewitt on a polo pony leaning down to talk to Princess Di and I swear to god, it could have been Harry. Damned if I can find it now though. I pretty much spent all morning looking for it.

Trevor Noah is terrible at the forced laughing too. It’s jarring.

Late night drinking and weed can affect your judgement. It’s the only excuse I can think of.

Are you thinking of James Hewitt? Apparently he really loved her. And admitted to being involved with her for 5 or so years.

As my mother pointed out, they are ALL related in some way. Just because he looks like someone other than Charles, doesn’t mean he isn’t Charles’ offspring. (I’ve seen the pictures of his suspected real dad, and holy shit, they are almost identical). However, I can’t imagine Charles making such good looking kids,…

He’s going to have to shave the whole damn thing off. It’s the only way. I will not accept this from my Royals.

You are doing everything right. This is what you were born for.

You should have seen my husband’s face when I brought post-fallout food scarcity up. He’s willing to sacrifice the cat, but was horrified when I said there would be more meat on the dogs. Apparently he loves the dogs more than his child. Admittedly, said child is 18 and a righteous pain in the ass these days...but…

She should stand behind her seated husband and perch her chin upon her folded hands- which are resting on her husband’s head. Standard for “engagement” photos taken two days before the shotgun wedding. Or is that just my family?

YEP! Little dogs frequently don’t get decent training because you can just pick them up when they’re being shitty, which totally reinforces the behaviour. Larger dogs get more training because an untrained large dog can do real damage. And, I’m going out on a limb here- the vast majority of toy/mini breed enthusiasts…

Yep. The dude down the street from me has had his poor bulldog’s nasal passages drilled out twice now as he was completely unable to breathe through his nose otherwise. He stopped being able to groom himself because he suffocated every time he started licking. Eating was also incredibly difficult. He’s also had skin…

The main difference would be the issue of choice. A person decides to alter their body. Dogs don’t get a say.

As a person who has lost two golden retrievers due to a genetic predisposition for splenic cancer (most N American goldens are susceptible due to a common ancestor), I agree. Irresponsible breeders have weakened many branches on the tree to the extent it is now animal cruelty to bring these overbred pups into the…

When I saw my first undocked, natural floppy eared doberman, I had no idea what breed she was. The lack of alteration turns them into a completely different looking dog. She had zero menace, zero look of aggression, zero belligerence. She was beautiful. She did, however, break a bone in her tail by wagging it too hard…

He’s going to ruin Christmas, isn’t he? I ordered a damn free range, organic 20lb turkey and all I want to do is roast it on Christmas day while drinking copious amounts of wine and avoiding my family by hiding in the kitchen. Trump, you fucker, you owe me the fortune I paid for that bird if I can’t roast it because…

Heads up- Costco has an amazing deal on smoked oysters right now. 8 tins for, like, $11.

A thing I found out this year is that you can buy a condo on a cruise ship.

1. Two softlips strawberry lip moisturizers
   

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That way I don’t have very far to go to sleep off my Royal Wedding Celebratory Drunkness. My sister insists I wear a fascinator to honour the occasion, but I’m not so sure if I can procure one that goes well with jogging pants and a ripped tshirt.