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I sincerely believe actual Jesus had a sense of humour. Likely very self deprecating and gentle. Paul on the other hand...

I have an 18 yr old. I’m not sure if that feeling ever goes away. Sorry! But know you are in good company. I think everyone feels it to a degree, but some are better at hiding it.

I am not down with people thinking kids need to automatically respect adults just because they’re adults. It indicates kids’ feelings and rights to autonomy are not as important as adults. Not saying kids don’t need direction and lessons on how to conduct one’s self in public or while engaging with others, but not to…

I love that there is an “epic Christian memes” in this world. I am now going to troll all my Pentecostal in-laws. I’ve just been using pictures of Jesus riding dinosaurs till now.

I think the thumb’s up is pretty awesome. It screams “Aw sweetie, bless your heart”. I love it. Having said that, the giving someone the finger is wholly appropriate when the person you’re giving it to is dangerously unhinged and has ruined the lives of so many.

I was super heartened to hear that even the people at the CMA awards were calling Trump on his bullshit (albeit gently). And white country music is kind of the last bastion of conservative, gun lovin’ yahoos- Trump’s base.

Yes. This would be a major fucking issue. We have a serial early Sunday morning leaf blower and I have fantasized so many dark scenarios about how I will stop this.

Because there’s nothing so healing for a woman after her rape to have her character, her past and how she dresses used against her. Because everyone knows she deserved, asked for it and was also lying about everything all at the same time.

Please also remember that Trump’s visit yesterday to the demilitarized zone was canceled because of fog. He totally chickened out.

My eyes just slide over him in any picture. He’s so bland looking. Along with the dead eyes, he’s got that smooooth forehead that ends way further back than it should. It’s like a person suit occupied by a malevolent spirit with all the leftover space filled in with oatmeal.

Thinking the public announcement is to prompt other people calling in to report. Safety in numbers. If they get a few complaints with similar details it’ll be a helluva lot easier to make something stick.

The wooden skates are a nice touch.

To be fair, the Bowling Green Massacre did actually happen. RIP Rand Paul’s dignity.

How much money would you bet that Katy Perry comes dressed as a MaryVulva to this thing? Especially as it would be a poke in the eye to those nuns who don’t want her to buy their nunnery.

And well deserved. That guy is poisonous.

I totally understand. I am no longer allowed to bring pyrex pie plates to potlucks because I keep leaving them and forgetting to collect them later. One of my friends likely has enough of my pyrex to host a 10 course meal with the casserole, pie and lasagna dishes I’ve left behind on various occasions. She also has…

I haven’t given this asshole a thought in ten years. Has anybody?

Holy shit that’s cold.

How can a Dem support Trump? That’s...really weird. Cognitive dissonance times eleventy-bajillion.