I do think a System Lord would likely be more benevolent than Trump, the venal little shit.

And thank god for that. He was awful. He looked like a cartoon villain on top of everything else. He was WAY smarter than Trump and could have done so much damage.

Really, I just assumed the HOA was already a part of it. They did, after all, have to create and approve a variance to allow for planting pampas grass, which can grow over the 18" height limit for anything not listed on the “allowable” foliage list (see section 14.32a of the HOA bylaws). For reference: Pampass Grass,…

It’s because of the sound he makes while bouncing, right? boiyoyoing....

Sex addict= not in control of my actions. Pity me, for I am a victim too.

Sovereign citizen doctor? He’s his own damn country and makes the rules here.

Money. And the ability to charge whatever he wants. Socialized medicine has things like fee caps and having to justify medical procedures.

Stop ruining all the salacious speculation with your facts! It was a key party gone wrong.

As a fellow wife and neighbour, I agree. eww

If he was on a ride-on lawn mower and the neighbour yarded him off of it and Paul landed wrong, that would do it.

Turning over their compost, if you know what I mean...

The use of the term “boinked” will never not make me laugh. I picture whoever is on top bouncing around like they’re on a trampoline. One of those mini ones people put in front of their televisions to exercise on while watching The View.

Or both?

Key party. That’s my bet. Hope. Whatever.

Key party gone wrong. That’s my wish. And I want to hear ALL about it. The more salacious the better.

If there’s a neighbourhood/community association, whoever is on that steering committee would have some interesting things to say, I bet.

Further reporting indicates this is so. And it’s about landscaping I think. Someone appears to think he’s above the Neighborhood Association’s Property Grooming Bylaws or whatever the fuck they call them these days. While he didn’t have his yacht up on blocks on the driveway, he DID have pumpkins and compost. These…

He got me. I admit. I replied to him and got a return answer that accused me of willfully misunderstanding his very reasonable request. I then channeled my rage into finding the SeaLion image because fuck that guy.

OUTRAGE!!! Rand Paul better come collect his asshole cat and deliver a crate of wine or it’s WWE time!

My bets are he refuses to remove his shoes in a place that absolutely calls for it.